Showing posts with label Indians. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Indians. Show all posts

Thursday, January 23, 2014

The State of Cleveland Sports, Dark Skies Edition

Let me preface this happy rainbow of a post by noting that this year marks the 50th anniversary of Cleveland's last championship.

Browns

They're about to hire someone named Pettine to be the face of the next couple of 4-12 campaigns.

Cavaliers

They have a coach who preaches defense and a point guard who tries to shoot his team to victory.

Indians

They have a racist name and a mascot to match, casting a pall upon the city and all its beloved teams.

In memoriam:

The Cleveland Browns - 1964 NFL Champions
 
nwb

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Charmless

I hoped things might change when the McBonerito was born.  The Cleveland sports landscape has been pretty bleak since LeBron gathered up his vast talents and vacated the premises after a 61-win 2009-10 season.  Like any sports fan, I'm superstitious, and I thought maybe, just maybe some new blood would stir things up, reverse karma, recalibrate whatever machinations make some teams winners and other losers.  I've even taught the kid to say 'Go Cavs!', a phrase he's liable to spout a couple dozen times a day.


Here's how we've fared since 11/6/11:

Indians: 68-94

Cavs: 43-91

Browns: 6-17

Total: 117-202

Winning percentage: 36%

Playoff appearances: 0

When it comes to sports, the McBonerito is apparently not a lucky charm.

So, kiddo, this is it.  If the Indians don't have a winning summer, it may be time to talk siblings with your sometimes-pregnant mother.

nwb

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Let's Go Cleveland!

I have no plans to impose my political or religious beliefs on my progeny.  As far as I'm concerned, the kid needs to learn to think for himself.  BUT, by golly, that doesn't mean the McBonerito is going to be brought up without certain values.  By the time he is four years old, I expect my son will to be able to answer me these questions three:

1) What is Rocky Colavito's middle name?

2) What does Bingo! signify in Cleveland lore?

3) Who rushed for 188 yards on 11 carries against the Pittsburgh Steelers in 1950?

A warning to the lad--a single cheer for any of the following will result in exile:

Yankees
Steelers
Celtics
Red Sox
Lakers
Cowboys
Ravens
Broncos
Knicks
LeBron James

Remember kid, your name is written into the family bible in pencil.

Let's go Cleveland!

nwb

1) Domenico 2) Bobby "Bingo" Smith 3) Marion Motley

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

¡Que Ridículo!

What's Julianne Moore got to laugh about?



She just looked at the AL Central standings!

Dedicated to you, SKS, and you know why.  Stay the hell away from our first basewoman.

nwb

Monday, March 3, 2008

Nate's Monday Sports Extravaganza!

Cavaliers

Somewhere, possibly in Eastern Europe, Danny Ferry is sitting in his laboratory, rubbing his hands together. The Cavaliers have just conquered the visiting Chicago Bulls, with his newly acquired players contributing significantly to the victory. Ferry is laughing maniacally. The master plan is working! It's working!

Sort of.

Ok, that was stupid, but I've been looking for a way to work in a mad scientist for a long time, and well...never mind.

The point is: the Cavs showed a lot of inconsistency against the Bulls, but also some chemistry, more than we've seen since the 11 player swap over a week ago between the Cavs, Bulls, and Sonics. The game was nicely contested, as predicted, since six of the players in question would be taking sides against their former team. As per usual, the difference was LeBron James, who ended the hopes of the Chicago faithful when he drove the lane and powered home a dunk over Luol Deng. The Cavs had been eight points down. The dunk gave the home team a four point lead that might as well have been forty.

At some juncture, all or at least most of the Cavaliers roster will be healthy. Maybe even this season. Surround LeBron with his full rotation and look out: this is a team that can win a ring. I'm staying true to my prediction that the Cavaliers will prevail as the eastern conference champions. The Celtics may have acquired two wily 38 year olds, but they still don't have LBJ.

Larry Hughes yesterday stated that he would much rather have fun playing the game his way than playing in the finals out of position. While I appreciate the heights that the Cavaliers reached during Hughes' tenure, I cannot say I will miss that attitude. Good luck, Larry, and enjoy watching the playoffs this year, and probably for the rest of your career since I don't know what kind of contender would use you as a piece after that statement.

Browns

The Browns, true to form, have been very aggressive this offseason. Already we have inked Donte' Stallworth, improving a receiving corps that already featured Braylon Edwards, Kellen Winslow and Joe Jurevicius. The Browns now possess what may be the most fearsome quartet of receivers in the league. Couple that with a fine offensive line and our QBs must simply be salivating.

I also love the trade of a second round pick for Packers d-lineman Corey Williams. The defensive line was the Browns' most glaring flaw, as evidenced by the league's 29th rated run defense in 2007. Williams is a a nice presence on the line, a pass rusher who was good for 14 sacks in the past two seasons, and who demanded double teams much of the time.

Furthermore, at the price of mediocre defensive back Leigh Bodden, the Browns acquired d-lineman Shaun Rogers, who was also good for seven sacks last season. Best of all, he and Williams should take some attention away from linebacker Kamerion Wimbley, who is the Browns most gifted pass rusher and was constantly double teamed in a frustrating 2007.

Many folks out there are screaming for an improved secondary, but defense begins at the line. Seems like the Browns rarely made opposing quarterbacks hurry. The result was that receivers had eons to get open. More pressure on the QB will make that secondary look a lot better next season, believe me.

Really, if GM Phil Savage and coach Crennel can upgrade the defense from abysmal to mediocre, we should be talking about a playoff berth in 2008-09, even with a much more challenging schedule.

Now, concerning Derek Anderson: I'm glad the Browns got him at a reasonable price. While he is certainly keeping it warm for Brady Quinn, there is nothing, but nothing wrong with having two capable quarterbacks. Just ask any team that would settle for one.

I must say, it is refreshing to have one team in town that makes a big splash year after year in the offseason. While I am no fan of free spending, the notoriously parsimonious Indians make the Browns thrice as exciting to keep track of when free agency hits. Of course, it is generally during the regular season (when it counts) that the Browns fall flat on their collective arses, and that's been no fun at all for about as long as I care to remember.

Indians.

Much has been made of Detroit's offseason acquisitions, namely Miguel Cabrera, Dontrelle Willis and Edgar Renteria. Let us not forget, however, who was the AL Central champion last year? The Tribe. And how did they get there? Pitching, an area in which Detroit is noticeably lacking.

Still, that lineup...we can only hope that Travis Hafner rebounds to be one of the scariest designated hitters I've ever seen. Last year, even with his 25 home runs and 100 RBI, he was merely pedestrian.

nwb

Monday, February 25, 2008

Nate's Monday Sports Extravaganza!

Cavaliers

OK, the more I think about it, the more I get it. I've shaken off the initial shock and am ready to give a sober assessment of the trade pulled off by Danny Ferry and the Cavs.

By now we all know what we get-got-from Drew Gooden. Great offense at times, excellent defense at times, and many lapses at both ends. I love Drew, but rarely does he dominate a whole game. That doesn't sound like a cog in a championship team to me. So he is replaced by Ben Wallace, who has few offensive tools but will be expected to shoot (read: dunk) only when LeBron and Z are double-teamed. What he provides is: constant hustle, rebounding, steals and blocked shots. Teamed with LeBron, Z, Anderson Varejao and newcomer Joe Smith, Wallace solidifies a mighty frontcourt. This crew will be hard to beat on the boards.

Oh yeah, and Wallace has a ring.

Another reason a Gooden for Wallace swap makes senses: Tony Parker had absolutely no fear in driving the lane in the finals. THAT is why the Cavs were swept. Think Ben Wallace would give Parker an easy path to the hole? No way. Wallace also reinforces the Cavs against the likes of Kevin Garnett, Dwight Howard, Rasheed Wallace and any other dominant big they may encounter. And in the playoffs when everything slows down and gets physical, the real value of the this frontcourt will emerge. Boston counters with KG, Paul Pierce, Kendrick Perkins, Leon Powe and Glen Davis. For the Pistons? It's Rasheed, Tayshaun Prince, Jason Maxiell, Antonio McDyess and Jarvis Hayes. Orlando trots out Howard, Adonal Foyle, Hedo Turkoglu, Rashard Lewis and Brian Cook. I'll take the Cavs' unit every time.

Perhaps the real coup here was bringing in Joe Smith, who probably deserves a place on the NBA all-underrated team. Smith is a better midrange shooter than Gooden, so he should account for Gooden's frontcourt scoring and then some. He'll also rebound and defend and generally be a great big off the bench.

Now, as to the Sonics imports: who would you rather have shooting the ball? Larry Hughes or Wally Szczerbiak? Who would you rather have running the point? Larry Hughes or Delonte West? Szczerbiak's 46% shooting replaces Hughes' unnerving 38%. West had 6 assists in his first game as a Cavs, matching Hughes' season high. West is a tough perimeter defender, something coach Mike Brown loves. Szczerbiak, along with Daniel Gibson and Damon Jones, will feast on open jumpers.

All in all the Cavs have toughened the interior defense and improved the outside shooting. In one fell swoop, Danny Ferry filled these gaps and got rid of Hughes' contract, one of the worst in franchise history. Look, the Cavs won a lot of games with Larry. He played hard and often played hurt. But the reality is: he missed a hell of a lot of games, and when he did play, he chucked major bricks. He rarely got to the line, was not a good passer, and, worst of all, wanted out of a team that went to the finals.

So I get it. I really do. In fact, I feel ready and willing to stamp this deal with the official McBone Seal of Approval: McB.

The Cavs have thirty games to get the pieces back and gel. Should be plenty. Now if they can just stay healthy...

Indians

The topic du jour is: who will emerge as the fifth starter on this ballclub? The competition is between Cliff Lee, who is the odds on favorite, Jeremy Sowers and Aaron Laffey. All three are southpaws, and all three have seen success as members of the Tribe pitching staff.

The buzz is that Lee has the best chance because, between 2004 and '06 he won 46 games. Last year he was tattooed to the tune of a 4-6 record and a 6.29 ERA before being demoted to AAA Buffalo. While I certainly hope he can find the stuff that made him an 18 game winner in 2005, I have more confidence in Jeremy Sowers, who has excelled at every level, including the majors, until a disastrous '07 campaign that found him in same Buffalo rotation as Lee. Apparently, though, Sowers has fixed the flaw in his delivery that was robbing him of velocity. Sowers was 7-4 as a rookie in 2006. He has a nice mound presence and a thinking man's approach to pitching. He also seems very amenable to coaching. Lee, on the other hand has not always been so agreeable, nor do I like how hittable he has been against lefties throughout his career. He is, however, 54-36 for his career and should not be written off just yet.

Laffey is the dark horse here. He filled in admirable when both Lee and Sowers were torched last year. He doesn't get rattled and he has a nice, heavy little breaking pitch. He doesn't throw hard, but seems to get a lot of ground ball outs, like a lefty Jake Westbrook.

So, look for Lee to win the spot, but not necessarily to keep it. Hence the opening day rotation should look something like this: C.C. Sabathia, Fausto Carmona, Jake Westbrook, Paul Byrd and Lee.

Even so, one or more of these pitchers will no doubt falter or get hurt, and the services of Sowers and/or Laffey will be called upon this season. The Tribe should be feeling pretty good about starting pitching.

Coco Crisp would like to be traded? Bring him back now!!! He is a major upgrade in left field over the platoon of Jason Michaels and David Dellucci. If not, Kenny Lofton is out there! Come on Mark Shapiro, spare any more of this failed outfieldplatoon experiment, for criminy's sake.

Browns

The Browns done real good when they signed RB Jamal Lewis to a three year deal. Hats off to both sides. The Browns didn't break the bank and Lewis realized how nice it is to play behind a terrific offensive line. He should be good for another 1,300 yards and 10 touchdowns or so.

Lewis is a punishing runner who will come to camp in great shape. If he gets hurt, the Browns have capable backs Jerome Harrison and Jason Wright ready to step in.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Nate's Monday Sports Extravaganza!

Sorry, McBoners. I know I haven't been faithful to my weekly sports column. What can I say? I will try to remedy that failing in the future.

Cavaliers

The Cavs hit the all-star break with a very respectable 29-22 record. Not phenomenal for the reigning eastern conference champions, but acceptable considering that the following key personnel have missed significant time due to injury or otherwise: LeBron James, Anderson Varejao, Sasha Pavlovic, Drew Gooden, Daniel Gibson. That's five rotation players out of eight. Consider that when James does not play, the Cavs are 0-6. When their starting five are all in the lineup? Try 11-1.

What does it all mean? a) Mike Brown has done a great job plugging holes. b) LeBron has kept his preseason promise to not let his team play bad, in spite of player absences. c) When the Cavs are healthy, they can roll with anyone. d) When they aren't healthy, they can still pretty much roll with anyone. Even with patchwork rotations featuring the likes of Ira Newble, Dwayne Jones and Eric Snow the Cavaliers have peeled off impressive road wins over Dallas, San Antonio, Orlando and Portland. They have beaten the Celtics twice.

Don't expect the Cavs to make a blockbuster deal before the trade deadline. The Cavs have little to bargain with, and will not move the two guys that teams want: Daniel Gibson and Anderson Varejao. Also the Cavs don't make big trades, and haven't since shipping Terrell Brandon for Shawn Kemp. That was in 1997. No, the Andre Miller for Darius Miles deal doesn't count. Why? Because we ended up with Darius Miles. Of course Darius Miles' inept play led directly to the right to draft LeBron James, so maybe I'm dead wrong. I take it back! Andre Miller for Darius Miles was the single greatest trade in franchise history.

Do the Cavs need to pull off a coup of a trade? Not if Larry Hughes keeps up what he's done in the past five games, which is average 21-5-2, including one 40 point explosion against Orlando. This is the kind of production the Cavs paid a shitload of money for, and if it keeps up, and the team gets and stays healthy, expect another deep run in the postseason. I hold to my preseason prediction that the Cavs will reach the finals again, and I do so without reservation.

I hate the all-star game. Every time I attempt to watch it, I can feel precious minutes disappearing from my life. Double that for the slam dunk contest. Depressing. Dunks are impressive in games, when people are trying to stop you from dunking. Humbug!

That said, congrats to LeBron James for his second all-star game MVP award, and to Daniel Gibson, who took home the honor in that game against rookies.

Indians

The Indians and ace pitcher C.C. Sabathia have agreed to put off contract talks until after the season. This is code for C.C. Sabathia will soon be playing for another team. I love C.C. and all, but the Tribe should do with him what the Tribe does so well: trade him for a gang of prospects. No way does this team pay 20 million a year in a long term deal. Nor should they.

Why any team would invest as much in a pitcher as, say, the Giants have in Barry Zito, or the Mets have in Johan Santana, is beyond my comprehension.

Now, I suppose Mark Shapiro and co. will hold on as long as possible with C.C. If the Tribe is in contention, they will ride it out for the remainder of the year. If not, C.C. will be gone. And someone will be selling prospects for a pitcher of C.C.'s caliber, boatloads of them.

HGH

Nice to hear Andy Pettitte's contrite attitude about his use of HGH. Are you listening Rocket?

Browns

Kellen Winslow wants to restructure his contract? Maybe he should fall to his knees and thank the fates that he's still alive after his boneheaded motorcycle accident three years ago. Then he should thank the Browns for putting up with his career and, indeed, life threatening antics. Winslow had a hell of a year. He should shut up and get ready for the next one.

This is tardy, but I can't resist. Former Browns head coach Bill Belichick and his Patriots failed in their pursuit of a perfect season. Excellent. Of course Belichick, the man who trashed our city's most beloved team and unceremoniously ran off perhaps the most popular player in franchise history, will forever have the last laugh. He, after all, has three rings. Still, there is a certain satisfaction...

nwb