tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82282863725474662612024-03-13T13:23:23.307-05:00Stabbone and McGrawBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.comBlogger844125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-4955042045173783192016-12-07T09:03:00.002-05:002016-12-07T09:03:40.806-05:00We've Moved!Join us at our new Wordpress site! It's just a short hike over to <a href="http://www.mcboneblog.com/">www.mcboneblog.com</a>.<br />
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nwbBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-27984768664841848482016-03-14T14:01:00.000-05:002016-03-14T14:01:07.841-05:00Bernie Sanders BecauseBecause...<br />
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a family shouldn't have to check the bank account before seeking <a href="https://berniesanders.com/medicareforall/" target="_blank">healthcare</a>;<br />
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the scientific community is united on <a href="https://berniesanders.com/people-before-polluters/" target="_blank">climate change</a>; <br />
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the <a href="https://berniesanders.com/issues/war-and-peace/" target="_blank">Iraq War</a> was a generational fuckup;<br />
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investing in infrastructure will create <a href="https://berniesanders.com/issues/creating-jobs-rebuilding-america/" target="_blank">jobs</a>; <br />
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<a href="https://berniesanders.com/issues/fighting-for-womens-rights/" target="_blank">women can choose</a> for themselves; <br />
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<a href="https://berniesanders.com/issues/fighting-for-lgbt-equality/" target="_blank">LGBTQ</a> people are real, living, breathing, eating, drinking, laughing, crying, running, dancing, singing, voting human beings;<br />
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there are <a href="https://berniesanders.com/a-fair-and-humane-immigration-policy/" target="_blank">humane ways</a> of dealing with a population of undocumented people;<br />
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a full-time worker should be able to <a href="https://berniesanders.com/issues/a-living-wage/" target="_blank">make ends meet</a>;<br />
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<a href="https://berniesanders.com/issues/reforming-wall-street/" target="_blank">financial crimes</a> should be punished;<br />
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<a href="https://berniesanders.com/issues/its-time-to-make-college-tuition-free-and-debt-free/" target="_blank">investing</a> in our young minds is better than imprisoning them; and<br />
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<a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/95gE0Hm3Sk/?taken-by=catpowerofficial">Chan Marshall</a> is #FeelingTheBern, <br />
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McBone endorses <b>Bernie Sanders</b> for President.<br />
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<br />BillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-8418084581616689302015-06-03T23:19:00.000-05:002015-06-04T07:04:40.046-05:00Cleveland Cavaliers vs Golden State Warriors; a McBone Preview of the NBA Finals<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hoping to give the Cleveland Cavaliers a little cosmic assist as they tear their way through the NBA playoffs, I've sworn off all beer on game days except that which is brewed by the <a href="https://www.greatlakesbrewing.com/" target="_blank">Great Lakes Brewing Company</a>. The strategy has paid off to the tune of a 12-2 record, with just 4 wins separating the Cavs from their first ring and Cleveland from its first title in 51 years. Only once did my vigilance slip: game 3 vs the Bulls, when I cracked open a Michigan-made Hefeweizen that tasted so vile that I knew only evil and defeat could follow. Indeed, my transgression did not go unnoticed by whatever energies rule the universe and dictate the outcomes of basketball games. A banked-in three pointer by Derrick Rose was at once a punishment and a warning against future infractions. My bad, Cleveland. That was unnecessary and it won't happen again.<br />
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To get an idea of the level of superstition I'm operating at right now: I was at our local organic store yesterday looking to stock up on some Great Lakes for the forthcoming championship series vs the Warriors of Golden State. Innocently enough, I selected a six-pack of Rye of the Tiger, but was seized by a sense of dread so immediate and overwhelming that I had to put that sixer down, leave the store at once and procure a different brew at an alternate locale. At the next stop, I quieted my mind, calmly surveyed the offerings and, spying a pack of Commodore Perry IPA that felt 'hot,' made my selection.<br />
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I am confident that the right beer is cooling in my fridge, and thus I am ready to break McBone's long silence with this preview of the Cavs' <a href="http://mcbone.blogspot.com/2007/06/oh-my-god.html" target="_blank">second appearance</a> in the NBA Finals!<br />
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<b>PG - Kyrie Irving v Steph Curry:</b> Let me just put it out there: I already hate this Curry fucker, and I don't care if he was born in Akron. Hell, the cemeteries of Akron are filled with the remains of my enemies, so why should I give a damn about some kid playing ball in Oakland? Screw Steph Curry! If the Warriors win this series, it will be because the Cavs couldn't contain him and his eight million rainbow threes, and it will also be because Kyrie's knee and foot don't let him dominate the way he did in the regular season. This is the year Irving arrived, and there was a two-month stretch when he was destroying just about every great PG in the league. That said, there's no way he can defend Curry in his current state, and he won't likely be asked to. On the other end, KI must have his shot working and find a way to make the bastard sweat on defense. <b>Advantage: Warriors</b>, with the caveat that this would be a very even match-up if KI was healthy<br />
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<b>SG - Iman Shumpert v Klay Thompson:</b> Klay is another gunning SOB who can score a billion points in about two minutes, but he's going to have to do some of that scoring against one of the nastiest defenders I've ever seen in a Cavs uniform. Shumpert is everything that midseason castoff Dion Waiters is not: a guy who cares only about winning. Not touches, not points, not minutes, just winning, and he can be a Cav for life, as far as I'm concerned. Thompson is a tough defender in his own right, but if Shump can continue knocking down the open threes that have been there all postseason, he will keep the defense honest and open things up for our playmakers. <b>Advantage: Warriors, but just barely</b><br />
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<b>SF - LeBron James v Harrison Barnes:</b> The best player in the league operating at the height of his powers against some guy named Barnes. For the Warriors to have any chance at winning this series, they will have to do a better job on LeBron than they did in their last meeting, when he went for 42-11-5-1-2 and they threw everyone at him, Barnes being the least effective. As for LeBron, he is peaking in terms of focus, mental toughness and hitting clutch shots. <b>Advantage: Cavs</b><br />
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<b>PF - Tristan Thompson v Draymond Green:</b> This should be among the more entertaining matchups. Two high energy guys who never seem to take a play off. TT has a couple inches on Draymond, who probably will be spending a decent amount of time on LeBron. There was a time I thought that Chris Grant had made a tragic mistake drafting TT. After watching him make play after play after play this postseason, after seeing him block shots, make clutch baskets, and rebound the hell out of the ball, it turns out he was saving his best work for the games that matter most. <b>Advantage: even</b><br />
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<b>C - Timofey Mozgov v Andrew Bogut: </b>Young, tall, physical, scrappy, shot blocking Russian center vs old, tall physical, scrappy, shot blocking Australian center.<b> Advantage: even</b>, although Moz did drop a <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbUOOFAh2Ig" target="_blank">23 and 29</a> on Bogut's head last year.<b> </b><br />
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<b>Bench - JR Smith, Matthew Dellavedova, James Jones v Shaun Livingston, Andre Iguodala, </b><b><b>Festus Ezeli</b>: </b>One could make the argument that JR has been the second best Cav this postseason, and he did take his game to a new level against Atlanta with his 18 points annd 7.5 rebounds per game, suffocating defense and three pointers that were so contested they seemed impossible. Delly, along with Shump and JR, is one of the reasons the Cavs have neutralized the three pointer and made all stars like Rose and Teague look downright silly at times. Meanwhile, this Aussie kid Delly is too dumb to know he doesn't really belong in the league, and he's quickly turning himself into a cult icon in NE Ohio. You can book James Jones for a couple of huge three pointers at some point in the series. The rest can stay on the bench, unless there is some garbage time to be played or a hatchet man is needed in the form of Kendrick Perkins.<br />
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As for GS, Livingston is a perfect PG off the bench, and Iggy is going to give them a little of everything at the 2 and 3. What sucks for him is that he will have to guard LeBron, which he did not do well last time out. I can't help but be annoyed by a guy named Festus. Fuck him. I don't care about Mo Speights and David Lee. They aren't in the rotation. <b>Advantage:</b> <b>Fuck it!</b> <b>Cavs</b>, because <a href="https://youtu.be/ZVgda8GIHaU" target="_blank">JR fucking Smith</a><br />
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<b>Coach - David Blatt v Steve Kerr: </b>Both have done a stellar job in their first year coaching an NBA team. Kerr inherited a playoff-ready squad, however, and he has had the luxury of good health and little turbulence or turnover. David Blatt has been the one who was really tested this year, with a resting LeBron, a roster shakeup, injuries and rumors of his imminent midseason demise. The Cavs started the season 19-20. Since January 15, they have the best record in the NBA, including a 12-2 playoff run. Blatt has proven adaptable and capable of getting pieces to fit in a hurry. <b>Advantage: Blatt</b><br />
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<b>Prediction:</b> This isn't the 2007 Cavs making the franchise's first trip to the finals playing an experienced and ruthless Spurs team. Now we have a fully formed LeBron James and a perfect complement of players who keep rising to the occasion. The Warriors are a good team. A very good team, but they are an inexperienced, jump shooting team playing on the world's biggest basketball stage for the first time. If Kevin Love hadn't been knocked out of the playoffs, I'd say Cavs in 5. Without Love, it will take one more game to put this Warriors team away: <b>Cavs split in Oakland to open the series and win in 6.</b><br />
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This post is dedicated to our Uncle Al. I'd give anything to hear his own analysis of this series, or of anything going on in the world right now. <b> </b>BillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-65602671571845618092014-09-24T21:30:00.000-05:002014-09-24T21:30:46.810-05:00James Williams, 1914-2014If you're going spend 99 years living on this Earth, do it like this man did: full of peace, love and happiness.<br />
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Grandpa, you are the ultimate Gentleman. What a privilege it was knowing you for 15 years. I'm proud that your last name is my son's first name, and I'm grateful the McBonerito got to spend some time soaking up your presence.<br />
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We should all be so lucky in our latter years to have the towering love and care that these two magical people gave him.<br />
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Indeed, the love connection between Grandpa, his granddaughter and
great-granddaughter was epic and profound, incredible to witness and a
reminder of how relations among kin ought to be.<br />
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Grandpa, you blessed the world with your light for 99 years. Now go share it with the rest of the universe.<br />
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We know that airstrikes in Syria won't make anything better. What we can realistically expect is more bodies and rubble and animosity against us. And yet here we go again, writing another check to the weapons manufacturers. <br />
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The American occupation of the world must end.<br />
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nwbBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-44973813645813006612014-09-04T20:52:00.001-05:002014-09-04T21:02:22.085-05:00The End of InnocenceUntil tonight, I had no beef with any of my sometimes-popular <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3997992/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1" target="_blank">wife</a>'s parenting tactics:<br />
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Yes, it's shocking. Yes, it's scandalous. But let's be honest for a second: this really is my failing as a dad. My job was to protect him. Instead, I sanctioned this atrocity by agreeing not just to let it happen, but to record the event for posterity.<br />
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The boy has a good heart. I'm sure he'll forgive me one day.<br />
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Don't know if I can forgive myself.<br />
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nwbBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-85720848026633003402014-08-15T13:34:00.001-05:002014-08-15T13:34:16.768-05:00Presenting Santiago José<div class="MsoNormal">
My sometimes <strike>pregnant</strike> popular <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3589010/" target="_blank">wife</a> has done it again. Please join McBone in welcoming Santiago Jos<span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Cambria; mso-hansi-font-family: Cambria;">é</span>
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<b>Official Baby Statistics (McBone certified)</b><br />
Weight: 7 lb. 1 oz.<br />
Length: 20.25 in.<br />
Time of birth: 8:12 AM, 07/5/14 (more on that date later)<br />
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Let's get this out of the way: this kid was born with the worst haircut I've ever seen. One month later and I'm still not sure what he's thinking, trying to mask a receding hairline with a stringy, inefficacious combover. Add in elements of a mullet, '80s punk-spike, Spock sideburns, and an over-the-ear job reminiscent of the dad from Silver Spoons and you've got some kind of postmodern mess on your hands.<br />
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Aside from that, my first impression of SJ was that we had created an adorable blend of my wife and wrestling great Gorilla Monsoon. <br />
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<b>Behind the Name</b><br />
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We wanted to choose a Spanish name to reflect the kid's Venezuelan heritage. Santiago, or Saint James in English, has no significance to us other than we like the sound of it. Also, there is this Michigan beer that I unwittingly picked up a few months ago...<br />
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...that served the purpose of 1) tasting great (<span style="color: #660000;"><i><b>5.0 McBones</b></i></span>) and 2) reinforcing that our choice of first name was indeed the right choice, which is what a good beer should do.<br />
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Jos<span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Cambria; mso-hansi-font-family: Cambria;">é</span> is of course the name of the boy's maternal grandfather, my father-in-law, who, at any given moment may be blazing trails in stem cell research or making himself the life of the party.<br />
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Also, Joseph (technically Hovsep, or <span lang="hy">Յովսէփ,</span> in Armenian) was the name of my great grandfather, whose adventures in life merit a blog post of their own someday.<br />
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<b>Regarding the birth </b><br />
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My wife is my hero.
She's a first-rate gal on any given day, of course, but as I watched her
push our boy into the world for 17 hours, I kept thinking: we men who gleefully inseminate our spouses
do not appreciate enough what they do in growing and birthing our offspring, and we can never really make up
for the beautiful ordeal that is pregnancy. After having the <a href="http://mcbone.blogspot.com/2011/11/presenting-mcbonerito.html" target="_blank">McBonerito</a> plucked from an incision in her belly, she wanted to avoid a C-section this time around. She got her wish, and I'll never forget the sight of that slimy seven-pound person popping head-first into the world.<br />
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<b>The DOB </b><br />
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The kid seems to have a patriotic streak. Labor commenced on July 4th, our day of independence,<br />
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and concluded on July 5th, Venezuela's day of independence.<br />
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It occurred to me that his name could be slightly more befitting this coincidence of birth date and parental heritage, something star-spangled, something that would unite the uneasy bedfellows that are the USA and Venezuela, but then we concluded that raising him on this street would be a significant enough gesture:<br />
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With this little Michigander joining a Buckeye, an honorary Buckeye and a Hoosier, our family has a decidedly Midwestern flavor. We shall endeavor to live our lives in a manner that is worthy of this magnificent tri-state area.<br />
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Santiago*, little <i>Patriota</i>, if you ever get around to reading this brief history, allow me to reiterate here that your first hairstyle was the worst I've ever seen. Incidentally, I love you, kiddo. Always have. Always will. <br />
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nwb<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*This instance marks the last time I will ever use his real name on this site. We're hard at work seeking an appropriate nickname. Suggestions are welcome.</span>BillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-11524078923366152392014-06-25T23:37:00.000-05:002014-06-25T23:38:53.945-05:00Ian Malcolm Was Right. So Was Ron SwansonMcBone Outpost #5996 features a rather ordinary, run-of-the-mill, long-neglected basketball hoop.<br />
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But this hoop houses a secret.<br />
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A reedy, chirping chorus tipped me off. As did a scolding mother wren.<br />
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I had to climb a ladder and peek inside, of course.<br />
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Take a closer look.<br />
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Closer still. These five little house wrens look about ready to leave their nest of twigs and steel.<br />
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Life finds a way. Nature is amazing.<br />
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nwbBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-62965867783894872132014-05-13T13:59:00.004-05:002014-05-13T14:16:03.914-05:00I Haven't Forgotten You, MomsThese are the two most amazing women I know:<br />
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Without them, I don't know <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skid_row" target="_blank">where</a> I would have ended up. Certainly not in a beautiful Michigan house, sitting on a comfortable sofa, sipping bourbon from a crystalline glass.<br />
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My sometimes-pregnant wife, obviously, is not my mother. She <i>is</i>, however,<i> </i>the mother of my sons.<br />
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This one:<br />
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And this one:<br />
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Watching her mothering skills in action only reinforces what I've known for almost 15 years: marrying this woman was the best decision I've ever made. She is also probably the only person in the world (sorry ladies) who could ever talk me into fathering a third child, which is why I've gone ahead with measures to sterilize myself while she is out of town.<br />
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My actual mother had three children of her own. She did a fine job with all three, but by my reckoning, the middle child is the one she got just right. I would like to add that she has put as much work into this new house as its occupants. That's why we've set her up with a basement suite, where she can rest her weary bones.<br />
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Mother's Day has come and gone, but a love note to a mom is always timely, so let me just say: Hey Mothers, I love you!<br />
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nwbBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-73956049282706018262014-05-08T08:41:00.001-05:002014-05-10T21:43:22.334-05:00THANK YOU CLEVELAND!<span style="color: #37404e; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">My last few words on Issue 7 for those have followed along about this crucial Issue that just passed on Tuesday here in Cleveland:</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">1.) Thank you for your patience as I flooded your social media channels with Issue 7 posts and campaigning. I understand that this Issue may have not been relevant to some of you, some of you were against it, and others have no interest in seeing politics on Facebook. We can now return to my regularly scheduled posts on how great Cleveland is.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">2.) </span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">THANK YOU to the city of Cleveland and residents of Cuyahoga county for believing in what we are building towards, and sharing our optimism about the future of this incredible place. This issue wasn't just about our sports teams, it was about continuing the momentum we have finally started to see downtown. Together we will build a stronger city that all of us that live, work and play here can be proud of. Clevelanders have ALWAYS been strong, and CLEVELAND will soon be stronger than ever.<br /><br />3.) These last few months that I have been involved with Issue 7 have been an incredible journey of personal growth and development for me. I am very grateful for the opportunity to have been a part of this process, and I learned a great deal about myself in a very short amount of time. I am thankful to be a part of an organization that is heavily invested in our civic responsibilities. Thankful that I work for a company that shares my passion to help bring this city back to life, and invest time, money and resources to do so. Learning and personal growth most often come when you are forced out of your comfort zone, and this campaign certainly provided that forum for me. I am as energized and motivated as ever to represent all the good that Cleveland has to offer, and be a part of all the great things to come.<br /><br />Now that the issue is behind us I hope that we can all come together and focus on the positive momentum we have built. I hope that we can use that optimism to work together and tackle other more important issues that desperately need our energy. Politics have a way of creating barriers, walls and separation, but the essence of Cleveland has always and will always be in the strength of the people that live here. We all want to see our city reach it's potential and we all must continue to work together to make that happen. There is no greater force on this planet than a group of people united by a common goal, and there is no better place to make that a reality than right here - Where the people are strong...the people are resilient...the people are prideful...and the people are passionate. The future of the city is in our hands, and I have never been more optimistic for what the future holds. Soon, Cleveland will by synonymous with progress. CLEVELAND has, does and will always, ROCK!</span><br />
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So was this house:<br />
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Today is my wife's birthday.<br />
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Today is the day we close on the house.<br />
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Coincidences? Nahhh. <br />
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Happy birthday, baby. I love you. Let's go own a house.<br />
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nwbBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-61030840194155547142014-04-11T13:57:00.002-05:002014-04-11T20:14:35.717-05:00Ten Points on Chief Wahoo10) Something is different this year. Never in 38 years of Cleveland fandom have I seen so much written and said about Chief Wahoo on such a broad scale, and it hasn't subsided the way it usually does after the Indians home opener. The reason? Wait for point #2.<br />
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9) Part of the reason is that, prior to the start of the season, the Cleveland Plain Dealer came out <a href="http://www.cleveland.com/opinion/index.ssf/2014/02/the_tribe_should_retire_chief.html#incart_m-rpt-2" target="_blank">against Wahoo</a>. Finally. Some have called it an empty gesture. Maybe, but I'll go with 'better late than never' for Cleveland's most prominent daily paper.<br />
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8) As usual, Wahoo has his legion of ardent defenders. Right now you can find them massing at a Facebook page called <a href="https://www.facebook.com/KeepChiefWahoo" target="_blank">Keep Chief Wahoo</a>. Check it out, if you care to sample some of their rhetoric.<br />
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7) Speaking of rhetoric, here are some highlights that have been directed at yours truly:<br />
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<b>Classy:</b><i> I love Chief Wahoo, you effing creep. When I walk to the stadium past the protesters I finger that love right in their faces.</i><br />
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<b>Patriotic:</b> <i>Gouge your eyes out, plug your ears, sit on your hands, and stop whining.
An American soldier died so that you could have the right to your opinion. But, if something else is bothering you... don't let the door hit you in
the ass, leave the country, see what happens when you bitch elsewhere</i><br />
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<b>Confusing:</b> <i>you think Chief Wahoo is racist, but you support Gay marriages? How sick are YOU? What an a-hole!</i><br />
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I've also been called the 'PC Police,' 'libtard' and the 'Liberal PC Taliban.' And yet I'm probably like a lot of fans who don't like Wahoo. That is to say: I like to watch
baseball and drink beer. And that probably makes me like a lot of fans who <i>do</i> like
Wahoo<i>. </i>So, before dropping your next ad hominem comment, whatever position on the issue you take, consider that the person on the receiving end is probably pretty OK, and likely just wants to get down to talking about baseball.<br />
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That said, when you see that sophomoric radio loudmouths like <a href="http://www.wspd.com/onair/scott-sands-50988/chief-wahoo-becomes-latest-cleveland-indians-12241611" target="_blank">Bob Frantz</a> and <a href="http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2012/04/04/peter-pattakos-chuck-booms-argue-chief-wahoo-on-baskin-phelps/" target="_blank">Chuck Booms</a> are on the opposite side of the issue, that's how you know you're on the side of Right.<br />
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6) If the team was new, Major League Baseball would never sanction the name Cleveland Indians or the Wahoo mascot, just like it would never sanction Cleveland Negroes and Chief Sambo:<br />
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5) One of the most common defenses of Wahoo you hear is 'It's just a CARTOON!' Well, that cartoon is a product of the 1940s, just like <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sls5H4xVHys" target="_blank">this cartoon</a>. If you don't think they come from the same tradition of dehumanization, you are fooling yourself.<br />
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4) Hall of Fame outfielder Larry Doby, the first African American player in the American League, the man whom is often cited as an example of how progressive the Indians have been in their history, once likened Chief Wahoo to 'minstrel shows.'<br />
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3) The Cleveland Indians have long maintained that the name Indians and the Wahoo mascot are meant to honor Louis Sockalexis, a member of the Penobscot Nation who played for the Cleveland Spiders from 1897-1899. Even if that story were true (it is not), the Penobscot Nation formally requested that the team <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Wahoo#Resolutions_of_Penobscot_Indian_Nation_and_Maine_State_Legislature" target="_blank">stop using</a> the <a href="http://www.indianz.com/News/2007/005453.asp" target="_blank">Wahoo mascot</a> in 2000. Their resolution was adopted by the Maine state legislature in 2009. The team has upheld this tradition of honor by ignoring the resolution.<br />
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2) By now you've seen this picture, taken by <a href="http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/2014/04/redface-has-another-big-day-at-the-ballpark-in-cleveland/" target="_blank">Cleveland Frowns</a> on opening day, of Indians fan Pedro Rodriguez and Native American Robert Roche, who has been protesting Wahoo since the 1970s.<br />
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This photo was presaged with startling accuracy in 2002:<br />
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The Roche/Rodriguez encounter is a game changer, and has exploded the issue on a truly national level. And you have to wonder if the redfacers, in their determination to celebrate the mascot, have unwittingly hastened its demise. Because, seriously, what is the difference?:<br />
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1) This issue has become an embarrassment to the Dolan family, the team and the city. It really doesn't matter how emphatically the pro-Wahoo crowd insists that 'it's about baseball' and 'tradition,' because no amount of baseball or tradition can excuse an almost 70-year-old visual slur.<br />
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1-A) When the team re-brands, and it will, I plan to put my money where my mouth is by buying tickets and a piece of merchandise that I can be proud to let my son wear. My son, who is half Venezuelan and certainly has Native American blood in his veins.<br />
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Change the logo.<br />
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And change the name while you're at it.<br />
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<b>Get more on Wahoo from:</b><br />
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<a href="http://www.clevescene.com/cleveland/chief-wahoos-waterloo-a-photo-from-protests-outside-the-indians-home-opener-goes-viral-and-the-debate-over-the-teams-logo-grows/Content?oid=4230259" target="_blank">Cleveland Scene</a><br />
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<a href="http://www.waitingfornextyear.com/2014/04/mlb-news-rumors-cleveland-indians-chief-wahoo/" target="_blank">Waiting for Next Year</a><br />
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<a href="http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/08/an-editorial-cartoon-on-native-american-mascots-comes-to-life-in-cleveland/?_php=true&_type=blogs&module=BlogPost-ReadMore&version=Blog%20Main&action=Click&contentCollection=General&pgtype=Blogs&region=Body&_r=0" target="_blank">The New York Times </a><br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-WzvXAuMc" target="_blank">Keith Olbermann</a><br />
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<a href="http://www.uni-watch.com/2014/04/03/de-chiefers-in-chief/" target="_blank">Uni Watch </a><br />
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<a href="http://www.joshshalek.com/?p=7858" target="_blank">Welcome to Falling Rock National Park </a><br />
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<a href="http://thepunkinblog.blogspot.com/2014/04/dechief.html" target="_blank">Idle Musings</a><br />
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Special thanks to Cleveland Frowns for the use of the photo and the relentless energy devoted to this cause.<br />
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#DeChief <br />
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nwbBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-82715145405727903712014-03-20T08:45:00.000-05:002014-03-20T08:45:00.030-05:00I Got Them CCCC BluesI always spend a day or two in a state of discombobulation when my sometimes-pregnant wife goes out of town. My bad, I suppose, for marrying someone so brilliant and beautiful. This time, she'll be gone for five days, thanks much to the blasted <a href="http://mcbone.blogspot.com/2012/03/meet-us-in-st-louis.html" target="_blank">Conference</a> on College Composition and Communications, which has the nerve to take place <i>every goddam year</i>.<br />
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When I need a cure for the CCCC blues, I turn to a picture, taken on her 30th birthday, which we celebrated in Bordeaux in the year of our Lord twenty and aught-seven.<br />
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Throbbing with energy, passion, scepters, orbs and frenzied horses, this is undoubtedly the best picture I've taken in my life. I cannot unlock for you the many mysteries secreted herein; just know that this shot represents the lone instance in which my sometimes-mystical wife's magical powers have been captured on film. I do not know what was communicated from wife to horse and horse to wife via rainbow connection, and anyways I doubt that my feeble, unmagical brain could ever fully understand.<br />
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All I know is that, as an artist, this was my finest hour. Is it too much to call it the greatest photograph of all time? I submit that it is not. <br />
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nwbBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-1371721451169382802014-03-11T00:50:00.000-05:002014-04-14T20:30:09.491-05:00This Is the Kind of Shit That Doesn't Happen before Having KidsA few days ago I purchased $90 worth of groceries, placed the bags and the McBonerito into the shopping cart and made for the parking lot. After securing the kid in the McBonemobile, I climbed in, fired the engine and headed home.<br />
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Not until pulling into the driveway of McBone Outpost #1353 did I realize that the groceries were not in the car, but in a cart in the middle of the Shop Rite parking lot. After cussing my way back to the store, I found the cart exactly where I had left it ten minutes earlier. There the bags were too, though a scan of the inventory revealed that they had been relieved of several items. What remained (dish detergent, steel wool, onion), would not get us through the week.<br />
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No one to blame but myself, but the level of distraction is alarming. After all, there were only two things to remember:<br />
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1) Kid<br />
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2) Groceries <br />
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But then parental fatigue is a curious narcotic. Curious, in that it comes with a stimulating
component, and just when you think you can't keep up with it all, you do. You feel as though you could take a nap at any time of the day, and yet you are strangely more alert than you have ever been. You accept that it will sometimes cost you $90 in
groceries, because the tradeoff is that you aren't going to forget the kid.<br />
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But I do find myself wondering what the fuck is going to happen when this guy* arrives in July:<br />
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I suppose we'll wait and see. Until then, I'll pop open a beer and toast myself on one small victory:<i> I did not forget the kid.</i><br />
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As for you, thief...cheers! I hope you enjoy the 3-pound English-cut roast, bottle of Pinot Noir, six-pack of Atwater Pilsner, olive medley and assorted nuts, among other delicacies I can't remember.<br />
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nwb<br />
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*If you ever read this post, kiddo, know that, when I placed my hand on your mother's belly today, I felt you kick for the first time.BillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-86070587311211503502014-01-23T14:07:00.000-05:002014-01-23T14:11:56.296-05:00The State of Cleveland Sports, Dark Skies EditionLet me preface this happy rainbow of a post by noting that this year marks the 50th anniversary of Cleveland's last championship.<br />
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<b>Browns</b><br />
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They're about to hire someone named Pettine to be the face of the next couple of 4-12 campaigns.<br />
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<b>Cavaliers</b><br />
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They have a coach who preaches defense and a point guard who tries to shoot his team to victory.<br />
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<b>Indians</b><br />
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They have a racist name and a <a href="http://www.clevescene.com/cleveland/the-curse-of-chief-wahoo/Content?oid=2954423" target="_blank">mascot</a> to match, casting a pall upon the city and all its beloved teams.<br />
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<b>In memoriam:</b><br />
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nwb BillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-54224959061230958892014-01-04T09:32:00.000-05:002014-01-04T10:21:02.276-05:00Dreading 2014I have but one resolution for the year 2014: be a kinder, more compassionate, less judgmental person.<br />
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Except when it comes to these shitheads:<br />
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White guys with dreadlocks are the worst people in the world. Worse than the Koch brothers. Worse than Stalin. George Carlin asserted that white men should never, ever sing the blues. I get where he's <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz0H8D4U7U8" target="_blank">coming from</a>, though I respectfully <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJpnfL3DQmU" target="_blank">disagree</a>. To my mind, a far more egregious crime is the obnoxious white guy who has the colossal gall to wear dreadlocks. You want proof that white people are the absolute worst, that nothing is sacred, that we have to appropriate every fucking last thing, no matter how lame we make it? Here you go:<br />
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Piss on you, white guys with dreadlocks.<br />
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Everyone else, I love you and happy 2014!<br />
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nwbBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-61986343195083162422013-11-01T14:53:00.000-05:002013-11-01T14:53:28.960-05:00Some Holiday Cheer, Walmart Style<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSyM0o-LeqofzzkAezDjunXgLWM740aZnR_ic4hvIzr3TquSLg3bfDPLlG0H4JIJskcc10CqmVyPdA2mLIZ766nw5Z_FuPQMj3_UDM7gaHOkK8ZO1Ipm6dIStf-0OrPv51ZK-mzxevAcw/s1600/akroncanton-regional-food-bank-logo-171x300.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSyM0o-LeqofzzkAezDjunXgLWM740aZnR_ic4hvIzr3TquSLg3bfDPLlG0H4JIJskcc10CqmVyPdA2mLIZ766nw5Z_FuPQMj3_UDM7gaHOkK8ZO1Ipm6dIStf-0OrPv51ZK-mzxevAcw/s1600/akroncanton-regional-food-bank-logo-171x300.jpg" /></a>Today is the day that the additional SNAP allocation <a href="http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/article/20131031/NEWS01/310240043/Food-stamp-cuts-coming-Michigan-Friday" target="_blank">runs out</a>, as that provision from the 2009 federal stimulus package expires. That's devastating news for people struggling to feed themselves and their families. The Greater Lansing Food Bank reports that demand has not waned through the economic recovery.<br />
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Though this cut in funding should please the people with an eagle eye for the single mother with a smartphone who is buying a carton of cigarettes, the fact is wages are low, the weather is turning, and people are facing the very real choice of paying their utilities or buying groceries. <br />
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Some would argue that a government lifeline translates into a loss of freedom and an <a href="http://billmoyers.com/2013/10/08/six-myths-about-food-stamps/" target="_blank">disincentive</a> to work hard. Freedom is great, but practically speaking it has very little nutritional value. Since we can't have people going hungry:<br />
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Donate to the Akron-Canton Regional Food Bank <a href="http://www.akroncantonfoodbank.org/" target="_blank">here</a>.<br />
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Donate to the Cleveland Food Bank <a href="http://www.clevelandfoodbank.org/site/PageServer" target="_blank">here</a>. <br />
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Donate to the Greater Lansing Food Bank <a href="http://www.greaterlansingfoodbank.org/" target="_blank">here</a>.<br />
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Oh, and just for fun, here's the net worth of several members of the Walton family, America's biggest latter-day plantation owners:<br />
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Christy Walton & Family - $35.4B<br />
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Jim Walton - $33.8B<br />
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Alice Walton - $33.5B<br />
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S Robson Walton - $33.3B<br />
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Four Americans from one family worth nearly $140B, and there are still more Waltons among the richest 400, according to Forbes. I wonder how many of their employees stand to have their food assistance reduced today. <br />
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nwbBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-56344886344733324262013-10-30T09:38:00.000-05:002013-10-30T09:38:13.780-05:00McBone Presents: The 2013-14 Cavaliers Season Preview<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I don't have much time, so this will be brief. Mike Brown is back as Head Coach, and he's got a lot of young, eager, unaccomplished talent to blend with a dose of some <i>very</i> accomplished talent. Three years in the cellar were enough. This basketblogger is ready for a return to the playoffs. Collectively, the team appears to be in great shape following a rigorous offseason workout regime led by its point guard, the exception being their blob of a #1 draft pick. How will this group fare? Glad you asked!<br />
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<b>Starters </b><br />
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Kyrie Irving - PG: Was an all-star selection last year. Time for him to play like an all-star this year, by which I mean: guard the ball with purpose and make his teammates better. We know he can score on anyone. Can he win 45 games? Can he win 50?<br />
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Dion Waiters - SG: Another canny scorer who needs to defend. He will, or his minutes will diminish. Underrated facilitator. I'd want to see him average 16+ PPG, 4+ assists and get in his opposite number's shirt all game long.<br />
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Andrew Bynum - C: Top-shelf talent on both sides of the court. It now appears he will, indeed, play. If he stays healthy, we've got ourselves a top 3 center in the league, which alone could be good for a 15-game improvement over last year. I would not bet my life on him playing 60+ games.<br />
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Earl Clark/Alonzo Gee - SF: These are two serviceable forwards who will hearken to Coach Brown's call to defend. Otherwise, they are keeping the spot warm for whomever replaces them next season's starting three.<br />
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Tristan Thompson - PF: Overrated as a defender last year, underrated as a scorer. Should make the biggest leap of any Cav in his third season. I've never heard of anyone switching their shooting hand mid-career, but the dude is shooting better from the floor and the stripe. Weird. <br />
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<b>Bench </b><br />
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Anderson Varejao - 6th man: If he and Bynum can stay out of the Cleveland Clinic, the league will have a very hard time dealing with our tandem of centers, both of whom have NBA finals experience. Elite rebounder. Perfect Mike Brown big. Needs to play <28 a="" br="" minutes="" night.=""></28><br />
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Jarrett Jack - G: Tremendous pickup. Efficient guard who will excel on both ends of the floor and in the locker room. If he's starting for any extended amount of games, however, that spells trouble.<br />
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Earl Clark/Alonzo Gee - SF: see above. <br />
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CJ Miles - G/F: Streaky shooter whose defense will improve under Coach Brown. Strictly a role player whose volume 3s can be an asset or a impediment.<br />
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Tyler Zeller - C: Who the hell knows? Zeller will probably be a proficient backup center, but he was overwhelmed and exhausted last year as a starter. I'd like to see him playing 16-18 minutes a night. <br />
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Anthony Bennett - Rookie PF: A physical freak who will show flashes of the big time scorer/rebounder he will become, as he did in the preseason. Insanely long arms. Shoulders a mile wide. Good instincts, especially on interior passing. Currently fat. Will one day justify the #1 pick.<br />
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Sergey Karasev - Rookie G: Intriguing mix of athleticism and b-ball acumen. Not convinced he will ever be much of a defender, but he appears to have a natural shooting stroke to go with good court vision.<br />
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Carrick Felix - Rookie G: Played 5 minutes in the preseason, so your guess is as good as mine. Solid defender, apparently. Good attitude. <br />
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Matthew Dellavadova - Rookie PG: Not sure what this guy brings, aside from feistiness. I do not want to see him on the floor, unless we are up 20.<br />
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Henry Sims - C: Should be able to carve out a career as a journeyman center. Another dude I don't want to see playing meaningful minutes.<br />
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<b>Coach</b><br />
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Mike Brown: In his second tour of duty with the Cavs, Mike Brown is charged with turning the worst defensive squad in the league into one of the best. That will be a gradual process that won't be fully realized until next season. I really don't give a shit about offense this year, as long at we're not squandering 20 point leads and regularly surrendering 110 points. I'm glad he's back. Expect some 84-78 losses, and a lot more wins than last year, which leads me to the...<br />
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<b>Prediction</b><br />
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This team has many key players with histories of getting injured. The talent is there. A relatively healthy year could produce 48 wins. I predict a slow start, at least one catastrophic injury, a 40-42 record, a 7-8 seed for the playoffs and a hell of a series in the first round, past which they will not advance. This year is all about next year, but it should be a fun year, nonetheless.<br />
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Go CAVS! <br />
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nwb<br />
<br />BillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-68525758574257356442013-10-27T23:15:00.000-05:002017-04-29T21:18:05.211-05:00Magic and Loss<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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In the winter of 1996, I came back from winter break to find a yellow Post It on my dormitory room door. The note had been dashed off in the excited hand of my old concert-going comrade, our resident <a href="http://www.thewheelsstillinspin.com/" target="_blank">Musicologist</a>. It read: 'McGraw, do you want to see Lou Reed in concert this Wednesday?'<br />
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When you're in college and you have the choice between seeing Lou Reed in concert, which may never happen again, or attending your Survey of Western Civilization class, which will happen four days a week, every week, you very politely give class the middle finger. On that holy January day, we made the 4.5 hour journey from Athens, OH to Cleveland's Playhouse Square. Had it been necessary, we would have driven to Mars.<br />
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I had no idea what to expect. Lou was legendarily unpredictable as a performer, but it soon became apparent that he had left his comatose stage days somewhere back in the 1970s. Lou was loud, his guitar was growling and his band was tight. He had ditched the clean-cut, short-hair-and-spectacles look of his late '80s <i>New York</i> period for a glorious full-blown <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xduERw9BSns" target="_blank">mulleted Afro</a>. He was the only man alive who could have gotten away with this style in 1996.<br />
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I don't remember every last detail from the setlist, but he did several numbers from his <i>Set the Twilight Reeling</i> album: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4II4XGepqV8" target="_blank">Hooky Wooky</a>, New York City Man, Finish Line and the title track. He tossed in some classics, of course: Dirty Boulevard, Satellite of Love, Sweet Jane. When at one point he admonished the audience to 'clap in time,' I would have sworn he was glaring right at me. Notwithstanding my affront to the proceedings, Lou seemed to be having a pretty good time.<br />
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And when, in his second encore, the low twang of the most famous <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KaWSOlASWc" target="_blank">bass line</a> in history started, that's when the crowd lost its marbles. At last the band made its exit. The curtain fell with the hall echoing '<i>Louuuuu</i>.' Had our rating system existed then, the show would have easily garnered <span style="color: #660000;"><i><b>5.0 McBones</b></i></span>.<br />
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I never did get to see Lou in concert again, one of the many reasons I count that night among the great blessings of my life. I'll wager our Musicologist agrees.<br />
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<b>Five lessons that Lou Reed taught me:</b><br />
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1) There's more to life than sports.<br />
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2) Gender is nonsense.<br />
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3) Graduating from college is fun.<br />
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4) Drag queens are superheroes.<br />
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5) New York is the greatest city in the world.<br />
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So here's my sendoff, Lou. I'm not sure I have anything too
profound to say, so I'll just say this:<br />
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Good night.<br />
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I love you.<br />
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I'll miss you. <br />
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Most of all, thanks. Here's hoping that clipper ship you ordered is waiting.<br />
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<i>I wish that I was born a thousand years ago</i><br />
<i>I wish that I'd sail the darkened seas
<br /> On a great big clipper ship<br /> Going from this land here to that
<br /> In a sailor's suit and cap
<br /> Away from the big city
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<i>Where a man cannot be free
<br /> Of all of the evils of this town
<br /> And of himself, and those around
<br /> Oh, and I guess that I just don't know
<br /> Oh, and I guess that I just don't know </i><br />
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nwb<i> </i>BillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-5437322373661304672013-10-10T21:06:00.000-05:002013-10-11T09:19:14.558-05:00McBone Hero of the CenturyThis 16-year-old makes me want to be a better, more tolerant and more passionate person. I'll teach my children about her one day. I hope they will look up to her too, and strive toward her <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-october-8-2013/exclusive---malala-yousafzai-extended-interview-pt--1" target="_blank">example</a>. <br />
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This is not to make Malala a saint. We don't go for that here at McBone. What she is is a good and decent young woman, and decency is a heroic trait in these strange days. Her mission is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rNhZu3ttIU" target="_blank">education</a>, but her wisdom can be spread far and wide. Right now politicians are fighting over whether our citizens should have access to affordable healthcare. Our democracy is sputtering. Demagoguery rules the day. I wish our leaders could sit down and talk to Malala, hear her story and have it dawn on them just how petty they really are.<br />
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Congratulations Malala Yousafzai, 2013 McBone Peace Prize Winner.<br />
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nwbBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-77583847679449684862013-09-30T13:17:00.000-05:002013-09-30T15:12:42.381-05:00Fuck You, Verdi<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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What the fuck does Verdi know? Here's what that Schweinehund of an organ grinder had to say about Beethoven's 9th Symphony upon hearing it for the first time:<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><i>...marvelous in its first three movements, very badly set in the last. No
one will ever surpass the sublimity of the first movement, but it will
be an easy task to write as badly for voices as is done in the last
movement.</i></span><br />
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Badly set? Some aficionado. Listen, amico, you may have dashed out a competent opera or two, and Beethoven may not have been the OG of vocal works, but when it comes to the most immortal movement of any symphonic work ever composed, you got it exactly wrong. The first movement is sublime, true enough, and yes the first 3 movements are certainly marvelous, but I can't but pity you, a man of considerable talent, if you somehow didn't get <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL9v1hB3Npg">this part</a>. Here's hoping the choral bit grew on you with time.<br />
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Understand, gentle McBoners, that I didn't intend to begin this post with a rant, but darn if that old bearded vulture didn't get my dander up. What I <i>wanted </i>to do was point out how much space I've dedicated over the years to exalting Bob Dylan, while plugging 'Beethoven' into our search bar turns up precious little. That seems odd, because Beethoven occupies at least as high a tier in my estimation. That is to say, he's my co-favorite.<br />
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The fact is, I have been listening to less of LvB in recent years. I don't know if I'll ever recapture the exuberance of discovering the symphonies with our resident <a href="http://mcbone.blogspot.com/2011/06/xalam-project.html">oudist</a> (when we probably should have been trying to meet girls), but do I miss having the melodies running through my system at all hours of the day.<br />
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Because that's what it was like back then. Beethoven's phrases wouldn't just rattle around in my head, to be recalled in idle moments or hummed on a whim; they were pervasive, saturating me down to my very last atom. How magical that at any hour of any day, waking or sleeping, long and complex recitals would be taking place in my brain.<br />
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That gift is long absent, and I miss it.<br />
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Furthermore, I think it's crazy that I've loved this man's music for more than 20 years, but there remains so much of it I have never even heard, in fact the <i>majority</i> of it. I've got a fair grasp on the most important stuff. In the symphonies, piano concertos, piano sonatas and late string quartets I'm well versed. But I've never listened to his lone opera. String quintets, cello sonatas, dozens of songs, airs and bagatelles...there are hundreds of works I don't know. Who would have thought he composed a sonata for French Horn? I love the fucking French horn! <br />
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It has occurred to me: what if I should live my life having never heard my favorite composer's entire canon? That would be, on a very personal level, a tragedy. Kind of like if I had never bothered to spin Dylan's <i>Street Legal </i>album. Perish the thought!<br />
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So I'm starting at the beginning. I'll hear everything ever published and recorded, every Opus, Hess and WoO on any media I can find them. <br />
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The journey has begun. I can tell you that the String Trio in E-flat major (Opus 3) is a minor masterpiece. Check it out, if you get a chance. The 9 Variations on a Theme by Dressler (WoO 63) are utterly forgettable. Check them out anyway!<br />
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And yes, I'll listen to the symphonies again. The long path leads to the 9th. And when I get there, I will not dwell on Verdi's shortcomings (I like Verdi); I will look for new reasons to love it. They are there. First I'm going to try to understand why my grandfather treasured the 3rd movement, so subtle and restrained, above all else.<br />
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This is going to be fun.<br />
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nwbBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-85694837524190482002013-09-19T14:38:00.000-05:002013-09-19T22:45:27.976-05:00CLEVELAND BROWNS FANS! Deep Breath....And Read<a href="http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/vGJc2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/vGJc2.jpg" width="238" /></a>Browns Nation was sent into a state of hysteria yesterday with the trading of our number three overall draft pick in 2012, Trent Richardson. I'm not going to count, but I'm guessing I've exchanged about 200 text messages in the past 12 hours. Not to mention facebook messages, tweets, and conversations over beers at dinner. I wonder how many households in Cleveland were discussing this at the dinner table last night? From 6:00 p.m. yesterday until now how many texts, tweets, and facebook messages have been exchanged? I would guess millions, because that is just how passionate Browns fans are about their team.<br />
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Not that I am really surprised, but most of my close friends have reacted very negatively to this move. Radio stations and callers on the local sports shows at this point have been fairly split on their opinions. Same with the media and sports talk show hosts. However, the people that are on the side of this being a terrible move are absolutely losing their minds in frustration. Hard to really blame them based on the anger, disappointment and utter exhaustion we've all experienced rooting for this team the last fourteen years. Pouring our pride, passion and money into a franchise that is seemingly in an endless cycle of losing and rebuilding. I am sure it is very difficult for many Browns fans to truly believe that we will finally emerge from the vicious spiral that Cleveland Browns Football is in. I've heard so many of the phrases that have become the mantras of Browns fans....."Here we go again", "I can't believe we're back here", "We suck", "Yet another disasterous move made by my Browns", "I'm done, not wasting another minute or penny on this team"....You get the point.<br />
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Browns fans are tough, resilient, stead-fast. Those characteristics are exactly the reason why it will be difficult for me to curb their emotions right now, or try to get any of you that are angry to see why this was the right move. That doesn't mean I won't try. There is hope. There are reasons for us to be optimistic, and most importantly right now, today....there are 19 reasons why this was absolutely, unequivocally the right move at the right time.....and here they are:<br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">13. Bruce Gradkowski, 0-1.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Nineteen quarterbacks that went on to be back-ups or insurance salesmen after their tenure with the Browns. THIS HAS TO STOP, and now it has (we hope!). You can not win in the National Football League consistently over a period of time unless you have a franchise quarterback. You have ZERO chance to ever win a Super Bowl unless you have a leader behind center that can make plays in clutch situations. I don't need to expound on this any further because that list above speaks for itself. This organization can either continue to fester in mediocrity, 5-11 records, and horrendous quarterback play, OR, they can finally have a regime that knows they need to do whatever it takes to get the franchise QB. </span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">That doesn't make it any easier for us as Browns fans to live through another dreadful season. Once again, I know how difficult it is to actually believe we have a front office that knows what they are doing. Everything that has happened for the past decade and a half probably should make us feel exactly the opposite, throw our hands in the air in disgust, and quit on this team. To say, "why is this any different?".....</span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">In my heart, in my mind, I sincerely feel this is different. They have had nine months to run this team. I don't love every move they have made but I can name quite a few that I do. Hiring Chud, Norv and Ray. Signing Bess, Bryant, Kruger, and Groves. All have played well and will be solid pieces for years to come. They have acquired 10 picks in the 2014 draft including three in the top 35, and retained cap space and flexibility to sign players next offseason.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">MOST IMPORTANTLY - They have finally stood up and made the most significant statement that any front office has made since we've returned. This season is about one thing: That nothing, and I mean nothing, is more important than acquiring our franchise quarterback. Certainly there are no guarantees. They still have to make the right choice and select a QB that will become the player that we need him to be; but the alternative is another 15 years of meaningless football. This move, along with others, provide all the proof you need to understand their plan is to lose every single game this season so there is no question they have the #1 or #2 pick. We all know how much that hurts to think about, and much more painful it will be to watch. Could we have still had a high draft pick while retaining Trent? Maybe. But most likley if you play Trent and Weeden all year (and by playing Trent I mean 20 carries a game), we win four or five games. Especially considering the progression of our defense. We can't afford to take that chance. We can't afford to not do everything in our power to get the QB we need. That only happens if we pick #1 or #2. Trent may turnout to be a good player, GOOD PLAYER, but he is not the difference between this franchise becoming a contender. That happens if and when we finally get the guy behind center that becomes the leader of this team. </span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">The reward of this whole process is the euphoria we will all feel when this team becomes a winning franchise again for decades to come. When we have a guy taking the snaps we are actually confident can go out and win us a football game. The risk, of course, is that we continue on the same path. Wouldn't you take that risk at the chance that we can finally be the football team that we all dream about? </span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">I'm an optimist, you all know that. But I have looked at this objectively and I truly believe we are finally on the verge of restoring this franchise to the greatness it once enjoyed. You may think I'm misguided. That my blind faith is ridiculous. A year from now, two years from now if I'm wrong you can throw it back in my face. I don't really care because regardless, at the end of the day, I am Browns fan. I am Clevelander and this is my team. You can sit around and feel sorry for yourself and be pissed off. Say you're done. Say this is the same old BS. Or you can pick your jaw up off the ground and move forward as the die hard, tough, passionate, stead-fast Browns fan that you are. Every bump in the road, every road block, all the adversity that we've experienced will only make it that much sweeter when we are watching playoff caliber football. Today we are one step closer. Today I can clearly see the plan laid out by this regime. We all have the choice to believe it or not. That's your right as a fan. As a human being. But I will be there a year from now when this team drives down the field and our franchise QB throws his first NFL touchdown. Most importantly I'll know that I never lost faith, that I never left, that I never gave up hope in something that is such a huge part of what makes us Clevelanders. OUR SPORTS TEAMS! GO BROWNS BABY!!! </span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"><b>To the Browns Front Office (Sales & Marketing Team)</b> - Keep your heads up, stay positive and stick together. You are all going to be a part of something very special, very soon, and the feeling you'll have when you get there will be well worth the journey. We're behind you.</span></div>
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BillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-39911415201301646142013-08-29T08:33:00.000-05:002013-08-29T09:01:33.702-05:00The Wahoo ChopI love Cleveland and I love baseball, but watching a team with jerseys and caps adorned with this dumbass image: <br />
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play a team whose fans do this fucking thing on a nightly basis: <br />
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is pretty hard to take.<br />
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After cringing my way through nine innings last night, I had to wonder: why is this kind of stereotyping of Native Americans embraced, when we wouldn't tolerate it for any other race? Or am I giving people too much credit? Would most of us be fine if the ballclub in Cleveland changed its name to the Chinks and slapped a smiling, slant-eyed, yellow-skinned buffoon on the hat? Would we buy the merchandise and wear it with pride?<br />
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I like to think not, but the rabidity with which fans defend Wahoo and the Chop makes me wonder.<br />
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nwb BillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-25193051854273898222013-08-24T00:21:00.001-05:002013-08-24T00:21:19.162-05:00Michigan, FTWTypical Indiana roadside billboard:<br />
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Typical Michigan roadside billboard:<br />
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I'm in the right state.<br /><br />
nwbBillBow Bagginshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10123342571761657374noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8228286372547466261.post-53856954654145869232013-08-15T00:39:00.000-05:002013-08-29T09:25:46.446-05:00Advantages of Working from HomeHere's a confession I will doubtless be made to regret: I miss my coworkers. There, you bastards, I said it. Five years is no small hunk of time to spend each day with more or less the same group of people, and I can say with a straight face that I grew fonder of them as the days went by. A few times a year, things would get pretty hectic around that old bookstore, but my friends were always there to pick me up. And of course nothing was better than when Marcelita showed up with some of the <a href="http://marviccocina.blogspot.com/">good cooking</a> she should be serving at her own restaurant. <br />
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That said, you can't beat working from home! Though I've only been at it for three weeks, the advantages have already begun to reveal themselves:<br />
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More time spent with my sometimes-popular <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3589010/">wife</a>.<br />
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More time with the McBonerito.<br />
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25-minute driving commute reduced to 3.5 second walk to office.<br />
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Gas-chugging <a href="http://mcbone.blogspot.com/2011/06/it-was-with-no-small-measure-of-sadness.html">McBonemobile</a> stays parked.<br />
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No fucking fax machine. <br />
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Record player essential office equipment.<br />
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<a href="http://mcbone.blogspot.com/2011/08/moving-up-in-world.html">Windows</a>. <br />
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Nerfoop brainstorming sessions. <br />
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Two hour YouTube breaks. <br />
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Three martini lunches.<br />
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More festive meetings:<br />
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Naps on office futon. <br />
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No pants required.<br />
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No hygiene required. <br />
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Yep, a guy could get used to this real fast. So, while I lament the absence of the fine folks from Ivy Tech, I think I'll stick with this new <a href="http://globalnewsmatters.com/">gig</a> for a while.<br />
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