Stabbone and McGraw: Olivia Hussey

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Olivia Hussey

While we at McBone aren't really into the objectification of women, sometimes we just can't help ourselves. I saw the horror classic Black Christmas the other day, and now I'm just going to lay it all on the line. With apologies to Audrey Hepburn*, the title of Most Beautiful Actress of All Time has got to go to Zeffirelli's Juliet:

Olivia Hussey. I defy you to find a more beautiful actress.

nwb

*For my egregious betrayal of Audrey Hepburn, my wife has labeled me a fairweather fan and is no longer speaking to me.

The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.