Stabbone and McGraw: McBone Manor

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

More Truckin' in Indiana

At some point, roughly two years from now, my sometimes-pregnant wife will graduate from Purdue and it will be time to leave Indiana behind. There are many people and things that I'll miss from the Hoosier State, but I don't think I'll miss anything quite like our view from the front window. I can tell you there is simply nothing better in the morning than a hot cup of coffee, the first light of day and this breathtaking panorama:

Personally, I know of no prettier sight than a Ford in the lawn.

Keep truckin' Indiana.

nwb

The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.