Michigan, FTW

Typical Indiana roadside billboard:

Typical Michigan roadside billboard:

I'm in the right state.

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What If They're Right?

The exit is to the left.  No, no, YOUR left.

If they're right, I imagine the conversation will go something like this:

God: Rock McGraw!

McGraw: Right here boss.

God: Well, don't just stand there all slack-jawed and slouching. And suck in that gut!

McG: My bad.

God: Are you prepared for your final judgment?

McG: Yep. What's the verdict?

God: I never knew thee.

McG: Oh, snap.  That doesn't sound good.

God: Begone! I condemn thee to everlasting torment on the Lake of Fire.

McG: Ugh. Seriously? 

God: Seriously.

McG: Will I get to see my sometimes-popular wife?

God: Not a chance.

McG: Will there be music?

God: Yes, there's music.

McG: Will there be baseball?

God: Yes, baseball too.

McG: And snacks???

God: Yes, yes. All the snacks you can eat.

McG: Cha-ching! What time's the bus leave?

God: Your carriage awaits you.


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