Stabbone and McGraw: male chauvinism

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Monday, November 15, 2010

Men Are from Mars, etc

While I was in the yard listening to the football game, knocking back a few cold ones and doing a man's work...

Have fun in the compost pile, bitches!

...my sometimes popular wife was in the kitchen doing what she does best:

'Dinner's ready, fuckhead.'

Yes, for one Sunday, all was right with the world.

nwb

The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.