Stabbone and McGraw: Sarah Palin

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Friday, November 26, 2010

On This Thanksgiving

I'm thankful for you, gentle McBoners, for continuing to read. Mayonnaise abuse remains a scourge, so we'll keeping fighting the good fight.

And I'm thankful for the fact that this never, ever gets old:

Thank you, moustachioed turkey slaughterer, for making the most of your fifteen minutes.

And thank you, Sarah Palin, for being risible, mockable you.

nwb

The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.