Stabbone and McGraw: Bieber

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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Help us Catch Justin Bieber

Join our campaign to catch Justin Bieber

Twitter followers:

Justin Bieber: 8.8 million

McBone: 8

The Bieb may have us by a healthy margin for the moment, but I wonder--can he count AL FRANKEN as one of his followers? Didn't think so. The senator is a McBoner, not a Belieber.

You hear those footsteps, Bieber? McBone is coming! Better check the rearview mirror, bud. Just to show I'm not afraid, I'll even choose to follow you.

Your move.

nwb

The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.