Stabbone and McGraw: Another One Bites the Dust

Monday, August 27, 2007

Another One Bites the Dust

Adios, Alberto Gonzales. You are officially tossed on the stinking heap of godawful former Bush appointees. There to keep you company are John Ashcroft, Paul Wolfowitz, Karl Rove, John Bolton, and, my personal favorite, Donald Rumsfeld.

Now you get to spend the rest of your life basking in your legacy as one of America's foremost torture advocates. You are also guilty of having nine federal judges dismissed for political reasons and for having had a U.M. (Unforgivable Moustache).

nwb

1 comment:

Kid Shay said...: Don't forget Harriet Miers. Was she just a ringer so Roberts and Alito could be swept easily through the confirmation process? Only time will tell.; August 28, 2007 at 3:49 PM

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.