A fifteen second glimpse of maniacs indulging in their satanic orgy:
Did you see how much they put on that burger? These propagandists...they don't bother with a knife and thin coatings, which are bad enough. Nope, nine times out of ten they're going to the well with wooden spoon. They don't spread, they plop. This is the stuff you see on television.
And don't get me started on that poor child, forced to smear his face with a contaminated hot dog.
I swear, these people are worse than Scientologists.