Stabbone and McGraw: McBone Nation is Crumbling

Friday, February 5, 2010

McBone Nation is Crumbling

We regret to announce that the McBoniverse has, at least for now, stopped expanding. We don't know what we did to offend the two McBoners who have officially jumped ship, but since the Superhuman Crew has shrunk to 14, we vow to do better in the future. We don't know how we could possibly do any better than Zooey Deschanel, but we'll try. When does the future begin? At McBone, the future always begins after 500 pushups, a protein shake and few hours of limbering up with my personal masseur, Anatole. Spoiler alert! Anyone even remotely interested in bosoms will want to stay tuned.

nwb

1 comment:

Kid Shay said...: Still ahead of my entourage.

I've always suspected we're read by a silent majority.; February 5, 2010 at 10:35 PM

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.