Friday, February 5, 2010

McBone Nation is Crumbling

We regret to announce that the McBoniverse has, at least for now, stopped expanding.  We don't know what we did to offend the two McBoners who have officially jumped ship, but since the Superhuman Crew has shrunk to 14, we vow to do better in the future.  We don't know how we could possibly do any better than Zooey Deschanel, but we'll try. When does the future begin?  At McBone, the future always begins after 500 pushups, a protein shake and few hours of limbering up with my personal masseur, Anatole.  Spoiler alert!  Anyone even remotely interested in bosoms will want to stay tuned.


1 comment:

Kid Shay said...

Still ahead of my entourage.

I've always suspected we're read by a silent majority.