Stabbone and McGraw: A Public Service Message From McBone: Foods to Avoid

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

A Public Service Message From McBone: Foods to Avoid

McBone strongly urges you to avoid the following foods:

1. Mayonnaise
2. Circus peanuts
3. Aerosol cheese
4. Candy corn
5. McDonalds
6. Funyuns
7. Meow Mix (ok for cats)
8. Kraft singles
9. Sno-balls
10. Tuna-noodle casserole

Consumption of any of these so-called foods is dangerous and potentially fatal. Extreme care should be taken with children.

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.