CAST AND CREW
Co-Captain, frequent contributor, moustache/tennis champion. Not a baby blogger.
Co-Captain, yearly contributor, moustache runner-up. Career oriented.
Bride of McGraw. Editor, photographer. McGraw's blogging conscience. Sometimes pregnant.
McGraw progeny, rare subject of blog.
Partner blogger, official cartoonist. Bearded. Married to Isis.
Slider K Shaftacular
Partner blogger, MD. Wears fleece. Believes in global warming.
M. Patrick Foliglio
Poet Laureate/ recluse. Godfather of McBonerito. Progenitor of poems (19) and children (30).
Judge, jury, executioner.
The Sheffield Lake Girl
Babe. Long legs, short shorts, smoker, drinker, mother.
Pet. Vicious, evil, paranoid, delusional. Leans republican.
Nemesis blogger. Greek. Has ponytail. Plays soccer.
Big game hunters, drinking partners, bad influences. Not the godparents.
Geek. Baker. Babysitter. Can be corrupted. Her leftover lunch sits in our fridge.
Brandon - Oudist
Than - Aquarist
Darin - Musicologist
Nikki - Chef
FORCES OF GOOD
Indians, Cavaliers, Browns, Monsters
1964 and counting.
Elixir of life, source of power.
Meditative, melodic. Bonk into windows.
FORCES OF EVIL
Wrecker of sandwiches, salads, humanity.
Remorseless problem solvers. Eat food meant for birds.
New York Yankees
All that's wrong with __________________.
Death camp for food. Cheap, unhealthy, atrocious.
PARTS OF SPEECH
Noun: contraction of Stabbone and McGraw, name of blog - Welcome to McBone!
Verb: the act of reading McBone - Yesterday I McBoned for 5 hours straight.
Noun: one who McBones - I'm a McBoner.
Adjective: a McBone-like state of being - That sandwich with no mayo was McBoneriffic!
Gerund: McBoning as noun - Let the McBoning begin!
We hope this handy roadmap will prove useful as you steep yourself in the edifying tides of McBone. Use it wisely and remember, in South Dakota it is illegal to McBone and drive.
*I ripped this idea off one of my partner bloggers, but that's love and theft for you.