Just a friendly reminder: your leftover lunch is still in our fridge. Remember? You put it there about two months ago and told us explicitly not to throw it away? You were pretty adamant about it too, maybe even borderline passive aggressive. I recall you said something about 'starving kids in China,' as if to imply we make a regular habit of cooking up vast meals for the sole purpose of dumping them in the trash. Well, we've obeyed your orders, Spronk, but we're beginning to wonder if you didn't forget about your poor little leftover lunch. See, it's beginning to molder a bit, this Pyrex filled with pasta and what appears to be a slice of rapidly disintegrating bread. Oh, and I think there are a couple of flaccid strands (the term 'spears' is no longer applicable) of what was once asparagus buried near the bottom. A gaseous buildup is making the cover bulge slightly. I tried venting the container to avoid calamity and let me tell you, the burp of advancing decomposition was pretty overpowering.
Anyways, we'll hang on to your lunch for as long as you want us to. It's here when you need it. I'm not sure I recommend ingesting any of the stuff at this point, but I suppose you know best.