
Not many video games celebrate the savage thrill of destroying wildlife like Big Buck Hunter. Armed with an orange rifle, BBH allows the virtual hunter to fire in rapid chamber-loading succession at some truly majestic ten-point bucks. Supercharged on Pabst Blue Ribbon and thirsting for the kill, the four of us took turns gunning down those fucking deer.
Here Craig and Alex admire a bulls-eye as I send a round screaming into the dome of an unsuspecting buck:
Alex squeezes off some textbook hip shots. The purse dangling from her trigger hand didn't stop her from bagging a buck in this round:
Teeth gritted and upper lip curled into a murderous snarl, Jessica plugs a pair of darting bucks. That's how it's DONE, bitches! she screamed before shotgunning another PBR:
"Eagle-eye" Craig nabbed more deer than anyone on this afternoon. Here he is calmly splattering the brains of some doomed buck over the placid landscape:
Here's to good friends, good beer and Big Buck Hunter--all the thrill of the kill, none of the messy cleanup.
nwb
2 comments:
Those deer don't stand a chance.
McBone is becoming a very All-American blog.
Probably just a phase. Remember my month as a Republican?
nwb
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