Stabbone and McGraw: Truckin' in Indiana, Vol. 3

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Truckin' in Indiana, Vol. 3

En route home from work, this Dodge pickup pulled in front of me with an assertive, borderline hostile maneuver. Enraged at first, my anger quickly turned to delight as I scrambled for my phone.

Can you tell why I was so eager to snap a photo?

See them? No? Well then take a closer look at the big, silver set of testicles dangling from the tailgate!

These rear-bumper nuts are the last word in good taste and sophistication, hearkening to other classy trucks I've seen. I wish now I had pulled up next to him; I know what this guy was packing in his glove box!

nwb

1 comment:

Kid Shay said...: This may be your ticket to blogger superstardom. Truckin' is truly the gold vein.; August 13, 2011 at 12:37 PM

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.