Monday, August 2, 2010
What Gives, South Dakota?
Did you know that North Dakota has registered a hit on McBone? In fact, all of the other 49 states have. So has D.C. Hell, even the ever mysterious "not set" has stopped by McBone three times. But let's forget about the US for a second. How does it feel to be lagging behind:
Latvia, where the people mostly speak not English (the official language of South Dakota and McBone) but Latvian
Qatar, which forgot that a Q must always be followed by U
Bahrain has registered two hits
So has Saudia Arabia, where it is forbidden to McBone
Georgia the state - 52 hits
Georgia the nation - 2 hits
You've got miles to go before you can match the United Arab Emirates (6 hits)
The island nation of Mauritius (pop. 137) is positively kicking your ass
As is the island nation of Fiji
And don't even think of trying to catch up to the island nation of Malaysia (according to Google Analytics, McBone is the 73rd most popular Ohio-based blog among island nations) and its 8 hits
You know who else, like you, has NO hits?
I don't know what it's gonna take to get you with the program. Perhaps this entreaty will suffice. Or maybe you're just pissed cause McBone's never visited South Dakota. Aha! That's it, isn't it? Now I'm beginning to get it. Yes, I think I understand. McBone's only been around since 2007. You've been a state since, what? 1890? 1889, you say? Impressive. Ok, ok, you win. I'm on my way. Get Mount Rushmore ready while I fuel up the McBonemobile. Prepare whatever other sights you have. McBone is South Dakota bound!
PS: This post, like so many before it, was ripped off.