Check out this line from the first half of the Cavs-Blazers game:
0 zero steals, 0 blocks, 11 rebounds, 1 assist.
Those are the numbers that the Cavaliers put up as a team.
That's not just one half of bad basketball in a long NBA season; that's a collection of millionaires unable to summon 24 minute's worth of hustle and teamwork. How they trail by a mere 30 points after such an historic display of epic godawfulness is a mystery that this blogger is too drunk to unravel.