Today I spent 2 hours pulling weeds and trimming trees in response to the slightly psychotic action taken by a neighbor yesterday.
To me there are better ways to make a grievance known. A note in the mailbox? A friendly knock on the door? I suppose I'm a little old fashioned that way. Anyway, I get it. Things were overgrown. The sidewalk was crowded. I leaped to action.
Apparently my gesture of reconciliation wasn't enough:
The first time was amusing. Now this shit's real. It takes a lot to summon the rage of McGraw, but if I see this reptile sniffing around our yard again with his clippers, he's going to have to extract these razor sharp blades of decorative grass one by one from his ass.