To me there are better ways to make a grievance known. A note in the mailbox? A friendly knock on the door? I suppose I'm a little old fashioned that way. Anyway, I get it. Things were overgrown. The sidewalk was crowded. I leaped to action.
Apparently my gesture of reconciliation wasn't enough:
The first time was amusing. Now this shit's real. It takes a lot to summon the rage of McGraw, but if I see this reptile sniffing around our yard again with his clippers, he's going to have to extract these razor sharp blades of decorative grass one by one from his ass.
nwb
