Stabbone and McGraw: Poor Larry Craig

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Poor Larry Craig

I mean that. If the United States was truly the idealistic beacon that some people seem to think it is (you know, the ones with the little US flag lapel pins), then Larry Craig could be a gay man and not have to compromise his career and his family by having to sneak around bathroom stalls.

I feel sorry for Larry Craig. He was so desperate to conceal his sexual preference that he became a conservative republican. Too bad those impulses were stronger than his adopted convictions.

Now his career is gone.

Fuck homophobia.

nwb

PS. Note the US flag pin on Craig's lapel.

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.