Stabbone and McGraw: McBone Apologizes

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

McBone Apologizes

Gentle McBoners,

Due to a five-day internet outage at McBone Inc., we have been unable to provide the usual updates to the blog many of you have come to depend on. We can only apologize and offer our most sincere promise that the technicians at McBone Inc. are working around the clock to make sure that this unfortunate circumstance never happens again.

We at McBone thank you for your continued readership.

McBone Inc.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: good...i was beginning to get worried...i had nothing to read..jfallis; September 11, 2007 at 9:54 PM

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.