|Isn't it supposed to be locusts?|
7:45 AM - Wake up for half day of work on Saturday.
8:13 - Curdled milk plops into coffee.
9:01 - Arrive at work. Learn I was not mistaken about having to work on Saturday.
9:02 - Denounced as 'sluggard' and 'layabout' by assistant manager for tardiness.
10:13 - Scoop handful of trail mix from bag in office. Discover fingernail among assorted fruits and nuts.
1:00 PM - Leave work just as heavens open. Four Horsemen arrive in the form of 14 inches of rain.
1:30 - 3:50 - Shopping.
3:50 - 4:27 - Caught behind old woman with coupons.
4:43 - Arrive home. Bills waiting in mailbox: 6.
4:45 - Rain abates enough for sometimes-pregnant wife to insist on taking a walk through humid, mosquito-infested woods.
5:07 - Sustain 50th mosquito bite.
5:27 - Last patch of unbitten skin bitten.
5:29 - Contract West Nile virus.
6:14 - Conclude walk. Birds sighted: 0.
6:15 - Beers waiting in fridge: 0.
6:20 - 7:31 - Prepare and eat burrito dinner. Discover Band-Aid among refried beans and salsa.
7:32 - present - Blog about rapturous day.