Sunday, January 15, 2012

Let's Go Cleveland!

I have no plans to impose my political or religious beliefs on my progeny.  As far as I'm concerned, the kid needs to learn to think for himself.  BUT, by golly, that doesn't mean the McBonerito is going to be brought up without certain values.  By the time he is four years old, I expect my son will to be able to answer me these questions three:

1) What is Rocky Colavito's middle name?

2) What does Bingo! signify in Cleveland lore?

3) Who rushed for 188 yards on 11 carries against the Pittsburgh Steelers in 1950?

A warning to the lad--a single cheer for any of the following will result in exile:

Yankees
Steelers
Celtics
Red Sox
Lakers
Cowboys
Ravens
Broncos
Knicks
LeBron James

Remember kid, your name is written into the family bible in pencil.

Let's go Cleveland!

nwb

1) Domenico 2) Bobby "Bingo" Smith 3) Marion Motley

5 comments:

Kid Shay said...

Add Garfield to that list and you're golden.

Nice shirt, btw.

Anonymous said...

What about mayonnaise? He'd be a smart kid if he likes my fave sandwich, mayo and honey ...

McBone said...

Kid Shay, Good call.

Anon, I sincerely hope that's not a real sandwich.

nwb

Slider K. Shaftacular said...

DCFS will be by your house shortly. Do not resist.

Note that Kid Shay did not want to add a GARFIELD MUG to the hated list!

McBone said...

Oops, Shaft--how could I forget the Bulls?

nwb