I have no plans to impose my political or religious beliefs on my progeny. As far as I'm concerned, the kid needs to learn to think for himself. BUT, by golly, that doesn't mean the McBonerito is going to be brought up without certain values. By the time he is four years old, I expect my son will to be able to answer me these questions three:
1) What is Rocky Colavito's middle name?
2) What does Bingo! signify in Cleveland lore?
3) Who rushed for 188 yards on 11 carries against the Pittsburgh Steelers in 1950?
A warning to the lad--a single cheer for any of the following will result in exile:
Remember kid, your name is written into the family bible in pencil.
Let's go Cleveland!
1) Domenico 2) Bobby "Bingo" Smith 3) Marion Motley