Here lie the jagged remains of my one and only shot glass--the only shot glass I've ever owned. The shattered vessel depicts the Großglockner, the highest peak of the Austrian alps. My old friend Susie brought it back to me from a trip to Europe she made in 1996. From this prized souvenir I sipped whiskey and rum. Occasionally, I put it to use when enjoying a boilermaker, but no more. I loved my shot glass. I loved its shape and heft. I loved that it had a gold rim and a little handle. You could say this shot glass inspired me to make my own trip to Austria, where I studied abroad in 1997. I've spent the past week reflecting on the millions of gallons of booze I've ingested, shot by shot, through the years. My shot glass was special. I won't go into the details of how it met its end; for me the pain is too near the surface. Suffice to say it had an unfortunate encounter with my sometimes-careless wife.
My shot glass would have turned 16 this year. Now it's gone. Why do the good have to die so young?
Also, what the hell am I going to do with all this rum?
Sue, if you get this message, I'm going to need you to swing by Austria when you get a sec.
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Thanks!
nwb
6 comments:
2 thoughts occur to me:
1. You were studying abroad while I was in driver's ed. So does that mean that you were going for prostate exams while I was studying abroad?
2. Thank God it wasn't Shay's Garfield Mug.
1. I have been peeing funny lately.
2. Aaaaaaaa-MEN, brother.
nwb
Might I suggest a replacment
http://www.cafepress.com/+mitt_romney_shot_glass,584793713
No please.
nwb
Nice story of your shot glass :)
Why didn't you had a repair of it?
I think i could be repaired or not?
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