Stabbone and McGraw: I Am the Blob!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

I Am the Blob!

As a parent, it's written into my very soul that I must worry about my progeny. What do I worry about most? Monsters, of course! Also the future. Sometimes the two terrors merge to form that most beastly of specimens...

The Future Blob!

I owe my every success in life to that greenish-brown blob, including my $5.15 lifetime average hourly salary. Without him prowling around my Saturday morning cartoons, I simply don't know where I'd be today.

And speaking of blobs, here's one from the past, ca. 1975:

Jabba the Nate

Good thing I married a babe and can breed some of the ugly out of my lineage.

nwb

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Kid Shay said...: If she said she liked blogging, that might have been confusing.; January 25, 2012 at 12:27 PM

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.