Let us then visit the rogues gallery.
1. Denise - The first-time winner waltzed to victory after acing the Q and A portion of of competition.
2. Susan G - The self-described "Santorum Republican" got hooked on medical pot (glaucoma), shed her former identity, embraced socialism, hit the Occupy movement and spun this hempen sweater for the McBonerito:
|¡Viva la McBonolución!|
3. Gail - The 'Madonna of Aunts' could not reinvent her way to victory.
4. Susan J - Good year of aunting undone by communicating pinkeye to entire family.
5. Fay - Snorted away last year's championship purse.
6. Ann - Sucked this year in a general sense.
1. Ed - The first-time winner waltzed to victory after acing the Q and A portion of the competition.
2. Pete - Controversial runner up accused by rivals of using Putin-like thuggery and Rasputin-like charm.
3. Al - Slowed by ringworm.
4. Jeff - Knocked down several spots after Tweeting a picture of his wiener.
5. Don S (no longer in family) - Our own Kris Humphries was last seen working the drive-through at Hamburger Station. Neglected to ask if I wanted fries with that.
6. Glen - His insistence that Art Modell and LeBron James are 'misunderstood' does not hold with McBone family values.
7. Don H - Was poised to end his drought until overheard commenting that Michele Bachmann is a 'hottie' who has 'some good ideas.'