McBone Presents: The Official 2007 Aunt and Uncle Rankings

The votes (mine) have been tabulated. McBone is proud to present the 2007 Aunt and Uncle Rankings:

Aunts

1. Susan Johnson
2. Gail
3. Denise
4. Susan Good
5. Fay
6. Ann

Uncles

1. Al
2. Jeff
3. Glen
4. Pete
5. Ed
6. Don Sims (No longer in family)
7. Don Holm

The standings represent an unexpected freefall for Glen and Susan (Good) Kerkian who had maintained a longtime stranglehold on the coveted top spots. The couple is unseated by Al Kerkian and Susan Johnson. The ascension of the restauranteurs will undoubtedly send shockwaves through the Bowler-Kerkian family, though expected recount demands and groveling are unlikely to alter the outcome.

Bringing up the rear are the reliably execrable Don Holm, who for the 17th consecutive year will occupy the lowest rung of the uncle standings, and Ann Kerkian, who likewise failed to rise above her status as a bottom feeder.

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