An Eastern Road man reported Dec. 12 that someone broke into his home and tied a live chicken to his refrigerator by a leash made of shoelaces. Popcorn was placed on the floor for the bird to eat. He told police that he had found dead animals on his porch for the past three Saturdays.
This is of course hilarious, but here's a word of advice from McBone to the Eastern Road Man: take your new chicken and move away now. It might be a good idea to change your name and phone number, too. Also, grow a moustache and never show your face on Eastern Road again.