|That's it, Kid Shay. Let it all out.|
This morning I threw up. It was the first time in many years - I can't actually remember the last time I vomited. It took me by complete surprise. I'm not sick, didn't eat anything bad (that I know of). I just threw up.
It was after breakfast. I normally take two pills each morning: Glucosamine and Vitamin C. Glucosamine went down fine, as usual. When I tried to take the C pill, though, something strange happened. I wasn't able to swallow it. I tried once, twice, three times. I couldn't figure out why I wasn't able to swallow all of a sudden. I spit the pill out, then felt my stomach heave. I made it to the sink in time to lose most of my breakfast.
I threw up thrice. The first time was a bit chunky; I had cereal and tea, so it looked like that. The second time it was more liquid, and the third time was a dry heave.
Isis said I hit a gag reflex by accident. That sounds true. I wasn't feeling off, and hadn't eaten differently this morning. Now I'm at work and feeling (mostly) fine.
What a way to start the week. My only consolation is that you'll get such a joy from reading this.
You sure you didn't catch a glimpse of some Comic Sans this morning? What kind of cereal, by the way? Not Cookie Crisp, I hope!