Stabbone and McGraw: Everyone Wants a Piece of Lincoln

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Everyone Wants a Piece of Lincoln

Exhibit #708. U.S. Route 30 wants a piece of Lincoln:

nwb

2 comments:

SeMm said...: Hey, you're dealing with a very (un)proud graduate of Lincoln-Way High School. Nestled fifty feet back from the Lincoln Highway (U.S. 30) in middle of nowhere Illinois. Respect!; January 31, 2011 at 8:13 AM
BillBow Baggins said...: Exhibit 1,264: Slider K. Shaftacular's secondary education.

nwb; January 31, 2011 at 7:32 PM

The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.