Stabbone and McGraw: Hey Droopy

You are boring. Your logos are boring. Your story is boring. Your inevitable 'redemption' promises to be so incredibly boring.

Kindly get lost.

Thanks,

nwb

PS: Take ESPN with you, please

The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Hey Droopy

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