Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The Look I'm Going For

Like any hopeless narcissist, I've spent years searching for the perfect 'look.'  How, I've wondered, can I best express my ambiguous sexuality and undiluted love of myself?  Recently I'd been plumbing my record collection for ideas.

But Lou Reed was too glam for my taste:

And Prince was just too purple:

Finally, I turned to master practitioner of salsa erotica, Eddie Santiago:

Part dandy, part douchebag, this is more or less the look I'm going for.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a back that needs waxing.



Darin said...

I think you only chose Eddie Santiago's style because of he has the most defined mustache of these options. It regally hangs from his nose to his upper lip.

I think its great that you have written a post about the fashion stylings of Lou Reed, Prince, and Eddie Santiago and the only tag you have on the post is Chan Marshall.

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