Stabbone and McGraw: Still 11 to Go

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Still 11 to Go

Dear Cavs,

The Boston Celtics have won 17 championships. You have won zero. How can it be, then, that YOU were the ones who mailed it in on Monday night, on your home court, with a chance to go up 2-0?

Please explain,

nwb

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.