Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The McBone List of Civilized States

Hey, opponents of same-sex marriage, do you know why you will lose your futile battle with equality?  Because you have no argument!  While we may be a nation of Christians, we are not a Christian nation.  Nor are we Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, Hindu, Wiccan, Scientologist, or god knows what else. That's already good news for an atheist, who is perfectly free to marry his Buddhist girlfriend in the chambers of a Jewish judge.  One day it will be good news for gay people too, in every single state.

Also, please try to understand that your ideology isn't protecting anything, not families, not marriage, not morals.  Certainly not children.  The children!  Can you please stop infecting their cherubic little heads with the filth of your backward and miserable convictions?  That'd be super, thanks.

One day you will wake up and realize that, in the face of your whithering notions about the way people ought to live, you were on the same side of history as the segregationists and anti-suffragists.  Nice legacy.  Enjoy!  In the meantime we applaud these states and their supreme courts for having the backbone to stand up to bigotry of the most ludicrous and baffling kind:

Connecticut
Iowa
Maine
Massachusetts
New Hampshire
Vermont

McBone also would like to salute Governor John Matrix for changing his mind about Harvey Milk Day this past Sunday.  Eat that, Prop 8, you flea-ridden cur!

nwb

By the way, Protect Marriage website, way to look nonprejudiced by having a rotating banner picture featuring each of the four basic races: white, black, Mexican and Chinese.  Puh-thetic.

2 comments:

Kid Shay said...

I'll be sure to give my regards to San Francisco this weekend.

Nate and Jeff Bowler, Co-Captains said...

Watch out! You know what San Francisco is all about. Soon you'll be replacing Adrianne with Adrian.

nwb