Stabbone and McGraw: A Message from McBone

Thursday, July 24, 2008

A Message from McBone

Gentle McBoners,

I would like to apologize for the recent lack of activity here at McBone. McBone outpost #688 will be without internet until July 29th. We thank you for your patience and, as ever, your loyal readership.

nwb

2 comments:

Kid Shay said...: This must be some liberal conspiracy to keep you from posting as Republican For A Month.; July 24, 2008 at 4:17 PM
Anonymous said...: Tell your hippy dippy liberal wife we need to hear the new addition to the Hoosier Republican party speak!

May you be in step with our beloved godfather Dan Quayle!

kb; July 30, 2008 at 11:58 AM

The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.