Stabbone and McGraw: Happy Independence Day !

Friday, July 4, 2008

Happy Independence Day !

McBone wishes each and every one of you a happy July 4th. Personally, I don't need a holiday; I thank the good lord every day that we're free from those Brits and all their free health care and legalized gay marriage and strong currency and marmite sandwiches.

Now let's have some BBQ, get drunk, watch some fireworks and try not to think about those poor kids fighting in Iraq.

May God continue to bless America.

nwb

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: Nate,

I sure hope you're fourth was good. I hope you're not on some high ledge by the CC to Milwaukee trade. I'm dumbfounded by it all. Trading with the Brewers!! Only commish Selig could force this trade to be done!

How will you and every other Indians fan survive the summer?

kb; July 7, 2008 at 5:55 PM

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.