Stabbone and McGraw: Off to Venezuela

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Off to Venezuela

Dear friends and family,

Alex and I are off to the land of coffee and chocolate and rum and beaches and jungles and petroleum and Hugo Chavez for the next two weeks. I apologize in advance if I am unable to post during that time. We at McBone HQ promise that McBone will be back at full strength as soon as possible. There may even be some new features for your McBone pleasure, and perhaps a blast or two from our blogging past.

As always, McBone thanks you for your faithful readership. Without you, this anti-Bush, pro-gay marraige blog would amount to little more than an obnoxious, gratuitous, self-serving, vainglorious ego trip.

nwb

PS. Go Indians!

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.