Friday, March 16, 2007

Alberto Gonzales Scandal

We at McBone believe that torture advocate Alberto Gonzales should resign his post as attorney general not because he: a) advocates torture, or b) is currently embroiled in a scandal involving the firing of seven United States attorneys, but because he has what is possibly the most egregious dye-job of any government official. Not since Ronald Reagan has hair dye been used in such copious quantities. McBone is suspicious of any 51-year-old male with perfectly jet-black hair, especially one holding such a high position of political influence. Moreover, Mr. Gonzales' ill-conceived attempt at a moustache has NOML fans and officials in an uproar.

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