Stabbone and McGraw: Still More McBone Family Values

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Still More McBone Family Values

We awoke this morning to a driving rain, but by early afternoon rainclouds had dissolved into bright beautiful exploding spring. Color was splashed all across town. A clean breeze stirred the trees. Neighbors roamed the streets in a mirthful embrace of the season.

The timing seemed right for one of those milestone lessons for the McBonerito.

I know some of you are horrified, but don't worry. American Spirit is additive-free.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, McBoners, and happy Sunday!

nwb

3 comments:

Steven Lincoln said...: I wanna see pics of your appalled neighbors! You know, the ones where they point, scowl, shake their heads, dial the local social services office, etc.; April 1, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Darin said...: I like McBonerito's expressions. he seems to go from "Whoa, cool cancer stick" to "Yeah, I'm bored with this already" to "Oh, there's going to be fire involved."; April 4, 2012 at 12:49 AM
BillBow Baggins said...: The neighbors were really appalled when I taught him how to shotgun a beer.

Yeah, he was like "that looks easy." Well wouldn't you know he lit the wrong end when it was his turn.

nwb; April 15, 2012 at 12:49 AM

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.