Stabbone and McGraw: Hawaii Counts As a State

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Hawaii Counts As a State

Okay, okay, I admit it: we've had it all along:

What can I say? We've got a jones for presidential curios. It was on the shelf next to Nixon's brain and a kidney stone that Chester Arthur passed in 1884.

Now let's move on, please.

nwb

4 comments:

m.a.a said...: Hawaii's a state? I thought it was a resort...; December 8, 2010 at 7:36 PM
BillBow Baggins said...: No, it really is. I looked it up.

nwb; December 8, 2010 at 7:38 PM
Kid Shay said...: Good to know this has all been sorted out for when I run for president.; December 9, 2010 at 10:57 AM
BillBow Baggins said...: You need me to hold on to yours?

nwb; December 9, 2010 at 11:18 PM

The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.