Wednesday, December 1, 2010

More Doctors Prefer Camel

As my sometimes popular wife and I strive to expand our cozy little family, there hardly seems a better time to talk about all the health benefits that come with smoking Camel brand cigarettes. Yessir, after a long day of babymaking leaves me exhausted, the first thing I reach for is my bedside pack of Camels.  Just a few pulls later and I know I have the energy I need to get the job done, because nothing says 'hump' quite like a Camel.

But there's more!  Camel packs a walloping 5000 mg of folic acid into every cigarette.  So put out that Winston, pregnant ladies, and try Camel's unique blend of American and Turkish tobacco, the one more doctors prefer:

Having trouble conceiving?  Why not smoke a carton today and see why Camel is preferred by doctors, blondes and McBoners alike?

'Tis the season, so don't forget that Camels make the perfect holiday gift:

Camel, it's not just for Javelinas anymore.



Kathy said...

Alex is the one supposed to be left smoking -----not you, Nate!!

Anonymous said...

lets have some video of the baby making!

Anonymous said...

Let me know if you need any help. We know that my guys can swim.