Neil Diamond
Hannah Montana
Barry Manilow
As you may or may not have noticed, none of these performers are Cat Power, who recently made a tour stop in the remote desert wastes of Portland, Oregon. But Cleveland? Ohio? Anywhere in the Midwest? Nope. Instead we're stuck with the Copacabana, Sweet Caroline and the daughter of that insufferable mullethead:
Chan! Chan! Hear McBone's plea! Please come to Ohio!
nwb
4 comments:
What is going on with the Tribe??!! Terrible! JF
Shitty bullpen and hitting. I'll be addressing this troubling topic shortly.
nwb
I don't know if that photograph of Portland is totally accurate. You'd need some indie kids shuffling around in skinny jeans and Buddy Holly glasses to complete the picture.
I also offered Chan an invitation to stay at our place whenever she comes back to Portland (which will undoubtedly be soon).
Good ol' Stumptown.
Nate,
The heck with the Tribe...
Only 21,000 & 26,000 people show up for a two game rematch versus the Red Sox?
Come on, Cleveland!!! That's not a rivalry...that's a embarrassment! The least they could do is fill seats in the park.
kb
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