Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Damn You, Portland, Oregon!

Here are just a few of the awesome acts that have come our way in recent months here in northern Ohio:

Neil Diamond

Hannah Montana

Barry Manilow

As you may or may not have noticed, none of these performers are Cat Power, who recently made a tour stop in the remote desert wastes of Portland, Oregon. But Cleveland? Ohio? Anywhere in the Midwest? Nope. Instead we're stuck with the Copacabana, Sweet Caroline and the daughter of that insufferable mullethead:

Chan! Chan! Hear McBone's plea! Please come to Ohio!



Anonymous said...

What is going on with the Tribe??!! Terrible! JF

Nate and Jeff Bowler, Co-Captains said...

Shitty bullpen and hitting. I'll be addressing this troubling topic shortly.


Kid Shay said...

I don't know if that photograph of Portland is totally accurate. You'd need some indie kids shuffling around in skinny jeans and Buddy Holly glasses to complete the picture.

I also offered Chan an invitation to stay at our place whenever she comes back to Portland (which will undoubtedly be soon).

Good ol' Stumptown.

Anonymous said...


The heck with the Tribe...

Only 21,000 & 26,000 people show up for a two game rematch versus the Red Sox?

Come on, Cleveland!!! That's not a rivalry...that's a embarrassment! The least they could do is fill seats in the park.