Here are just a few of the awesome acts that have come our way in recent months here in northern Ohio:
As you may or may not have noticed, none of these performers are Cat Power, who recently made a tour stop in the remote desert wastes of Portland, Oregon. But Cleveland? Ohio? Anywhere in the Midwest? Nope. Instead we're stuck with the Copacabana, Sweet Caroline and the daughter of that insufferable mullethead:
Chan! Chan! Hear McBone's plea! Please come to Ohio!