Official baby statistics (McBone certified) as compared to the actual sun:
Length: 22 in.
Weight: 8 lb. 1 oz.
Diameter: 865,000 mi.
Weight: 4,400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lb.
Isla, your uncle Nate would like you to know that, while I love you unconditionally, respect must be earned, and it could be decades before I ever come to really trust you. However, considering that you lack the ability to talk or walk or even hold your head up, I am willing to give you a free pass until the age of three. Just remember, as of now you've got absolutely no street cred.
No, for real though, Isla, you know I'm just jiving you. I love you like crazy, even from way over here in France. Sure hope I can meet you soon, baby girl!