Thursday, May 17, 2007

The Corruption of Our Youth

The following mayonnaise propaganda reminds us of the many dangers lurking within seemingly wholesome American households:

Notice how the younger sibling imitates big brother's every move. He makes his sandwich exactly the same way, right down to the last critical moment when the offending condiment is applied (notice too the sheer quantity of mayo that is plopped--not spread--onto the sandwich). The message: children are impressionable, so get them hooked early. Hundred of our precious innocents are corrupted this way every day, and millions have already developed a dependency that only years of counseling and abstinence can correct. The damage done by this thirty second commercial cannot be calculated.

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