I've never been one for a lot of heavy makeup and perfume, but did you ever notice how naturally pretty girls are even prettier with a bottle of fancy ketchup? It's true! Behold this dark-eyed enchantress, illumined by the compact florescent glow of her pretty friend, Melinda:
Need more proof? Just ask my partner blogger and resident cartoonist, Kid Shay, who, along with his pretty wife, Isis, turned a potential catastrophe at their local burger joint into something magical.
If you find yourself still unconvinced by our meme, take a look at my sometimes-melancholy wife with an everyday, ordinary, unfancy brand of ketchup:
Pretty, yes, but so forlorn without her fancy ketchup.