Thursday, March 1, 2012

Momma Idiot turns 65

My mom turned 65 today.  I suppose that calls for some kind of celebrating.  This post should probably consist of examples of the amazingness that is Jean Bowler, list out all her wonderful qualities, and talk about how she is the greatest mother to ever walk the face of the Earth.

But the fact of the matter is that moms most signficant accomplishment is not her 65 years of being an above average human being.  Without question her biggest contribution to planet Earth happened 30 years ago when she gave birth to her youngest child.  A boy with an unequaled level of genius, athleticism and handsomeness that this world has never seen, and will probably never see again.

So let's take this opportunity on  my moms birthday to celebrate me. 

Happy Birthday Mom!  This guy loves you!

3 comments:

McBone said...

For all your perfections, grammar is not one of them.

nwb

McBone said...

How is this for being grammatical correct?

YOU.ARE.AN.IDIOT.

IDIOT.

My imperfections are part of my charm.

JAB

McBone said...

No, that is not grammatically correct, you idiot.

nwb