Stabbone and McGraw: How I Like My...

Sunday, October 10, 2010

How I Like My...

Coffee: black

Whisky: straight

Martinis: dry

Steaks: bloody

Cigarettes: lit

Guns: loaded

Rivals: dead

Nights: hot

Dames: smoking

nwb

2 comments:

Kid Shay said...: Who said McBone isn't mainstream?; October 12, 2010 at 9:37 AM
BillBow Baggins said...: Dickheads, that's who.

nwb; October 12, 2010 at 5:26 PM

The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.