Ok, spammer who tried to post Viagra ads in the comment section yesterday, I don't know what kind of asshole blog you think this is, but you are now officially on notice. Just what sort of operation do you think we're running here? This isn't some ordinary, everyday, halfpenny blog you're dealing with, and we don't conduct business in the back alleys and basements of cyberspace. This is McBone, and you know what? McBone is pissed.
Hear me and hear me good, you mayonnaise chugging, Yankees loving, McDonald's grubbing piece of shit--the comment board is for McBoners only, not scrubs with nothing better to do than harass bloggers and the readers of blogs. I'm not sure what you were trying to accomplish here anyway, because McBoners are smart; if they need Viagra, they're not going to click on some virus-ridden link embedded in the comment section of a blog.
So I'm calling you out, fucker. I dare you to try that again. In fact I want you to try again, because I'm telling you now, there will be consquences the next time you attempt to post your Viagra links on McBone. In the words of Liam Neeson from the greatest godawful movie of all time:
That's a promise. Are you listening, shithead? Me and a very special set of skills are waiting.